Grunge speak was a
hoax
created by Megan Jasper, a
sales
representative for
Sub Pop Records.
Under
pressure from a reporter for The
New York Times who wanted to know if grunge fans had their own slang,
Jasper, 25 at the time, told the reporter a set of made-up
on-the-spot slang terms that she claimed were associated with the
Seattle
grunge scene in the early 1990s. The
information given by Jasper appeared in the sidebar of a
November 15,
1992 feature
article of the
New York Times. The sidebar, titled
"Lexicon of Grunge: Breaking the Code", mistakenly said that Jasper
was working for
Caroline
Records.
In truth, there was no particular slang language used in the
Seattle grunge scene. Many had in fact resented the assumption by
the
Times that they even had a slang, as well as the claim
that it was "coming soon to a high school or mall near you".
Thomas Frank of
The Baffler, a journal of
cultural criticism, demonstrated that the
list was a hoax. He revealed that Jasper had purposely misled the
Times as well as the British magazine
SKY magazine as a prank. Jasper had been
sick of the attention that reporters were paying to people involved
in the Seattle grunge scene, and thus pulled the prank to get back
at them for their questioning.
The
Times demanded that Frank fax over an apology for
claiming it had printed false information, believing that it was
Frank who was the hoaxer. Frank instead sent a letter standing by
the story. "When The Newspaper of Record goes searching for the
Next Big Thing and the Next Big Thing piddles on its leg," he
wrote, "we think that's funny." Frank considered the article to be
part of an attempt by mainstream culture to co-opt the grunge scene
and felt that the
Times had gotten what it deserved.
Shortly after the release of
The Baffler's story, some
people in Seattle began selling and wearing t-shirts with the words
"lamestain" and "harsh realm" printed in the same font as the
famous banner of the
Times. The words themselves never
caught on as actual slang within the grunge scene (though "score"
and "dish" are in use elsewhere). One of the terms, "
harsh realm", was used as the title of a
science-fiction comic book and a short-lived 1999
television series based on it, and was
used by characters in the
The Dirty
Pair comics written and drawn by
Adam Warren as part of their futuristic slang
(where it had the same definition as the one Jasper created for the
term). The events of Jasper's prank would be documented in the 1996
film
Hype!, a documentary about the
grunge scene of the early 1990s.
Grunge speak words
During the interview, Jasper made up the following terms and their
definitions:
- bloated, big bag of bloatation - drunk
- bound-and-hagged - staying home on Friday or
Saturday night
- cob nobbler - loser
- dish - desirable guy
- fuzz - heavy wool sweaters
- harsh realm - bummer
- kickers - heavy boots
- lamestain - uncool person
- plats - platform shoes
- rock on - a happy goodbye
- score - great
- swingin' on the flippity-flop - hanging
out
- tom-tom club - uncool outsiders
- wack slacks - old ripped jeans
References
- Frank, Thomas. "Harsh Realm, Mr. Sulzberger!" (Winter/Spring
1993). The Baffler.
- Marin, Rick. "Grunge: A Success Story" (November 15, 1992).
New York Times. Section 9, Page 1.
- featuring "Lexicon of Grunge: Breaking the Code"
- Pray, D., Helvey-Pray Productions. Hype!. 1996.
Republic Pictures.
- "Those Cob Nobblers at the N.Y. Times" (March 5, 1993).
Globe and Mail. Section
C1.
- Windolf, Jim. "Off the Record" (March 1, 1993). New York Observer.
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