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Dylan Postl (born May 26, 1986) is an Americanmarker professional wrestler, better known by his ring names Hornswoggle or Little Bastard. He is employed by World Wrestling Entertainment (WWE), appearing on its Raw brand. In WWE, he was the last Cruiserweight Champion before the belt was deactivated.He is a dwarf, at .


Independant Circuit (2004–2005)

Prior to joining World Wrestling Entertainment, Postl appeared with NWA Wisconsin in 2005 as "The World's Sexiest Midget" $hortstack, where he won the NWA Wisconsin X Division Championship.

He also would go on to capture the SSW Tag Team Championship with Devin Diamond from "The Pretty Hott Thangs" Ryan Kross and Josh Maxim on May 19, 2006 in Oak Creek, Wisconsin, but relinquished the belt due to having signed a contract with World Wrestling Entertainment.

World Wrestling Entertainment (2006–Present)

Little Bastard (2006–2009)

Postl signed with World Wrestling Entertainment in May 2006. On May 26, Postl made his televised debut in Bakersfield, Ca on SmackDown! as the leprechaun partner of the Irish wrestler, Finlay. After Finlay’s victory over Paul Burchill, a mysterious little man (Postl) scurried out from under the ring and jumped on Burchill. Finlay pulled him off, only to slam him back down onto Burchill again. For the next few weeks, Postl continued to appear from under the ring after matches and attack Finlay's opponents. Eventually, SmackDown play-by-play commentator Michael Cole began referring to him as the Little Bastard. Little Bastard soon became more and more aggressive and started attacking Finlay's opponent during matches, much to Finlay's dismay. On numerous occasions, Finlay either physically shoved Little Bastard back under the ring or was forced to tackle him before he could hit an opponent. At one point, Little Bastard attacked Finlay, biting Finlay when Finlay tried to stop him from attacking Gunner Scott. Little Bastard helped Finlay win the WWE United States Championship when he tossed him a shillelagh to knock out the United States Champion Bobby Lashley and pick up the win.

On November 1, 2006, ran an article titled "Little Bastard Exposed". It was an email sent by an anonymous WWE fan, who said he spotted Little Bastard in a Green Bay, Wisconsinmarker parking lot, in the back of a car with an unidentified woman. Little Bastard then went berserk and drove off. As part of the storyline, Bastard threatened to sue WWE for invasion of privacy when the picture was taken. Postl also requested that he receive a public apology from commentator Michael Cole for giving him the name "Little Bastard."Now the little Bastard Mocks DX. He suewed DX for Pedigreeing him.

Hornswoggle (2007)

At No Way Out, Finlay and Postl defeated The Boogeyman and Little Boogeyman. Prior to the match was the first time Postl spoke, telling Finlay that little people scared him. Later that week on SmackDown!, Little Bastard pinned the Boogeyman with a jumping DDT, in a match pitting himself and Finlay against Boogeyman and Little Boogeyman.

On February 23, his name was changed to Hornswoggle on WWE's website and all references to the name "Little Bastard" were removed. The meaning of Hornswoggle is to swindle, cheat, hoodwink, or hoax. The name change became official on the March 2 episode of SmackDown! when Postl attacked John "Bradshaw" Layfield and Michael Cole. Afterward, Finlay intimidated Cole and told him that Postl's name was Hornswoggle. Despite this, Cole continued to occasionally refer to Postl as "Little Bastard". On March 30, 2007, he helped Finlay beat Mr. Kennedy by performing a senton bomb off a stepladder onto Mr. Kennedy, essentially copying Kennedy's move, the Kenton Bomb. SmackDown! announcers Michael Cole and JBL immediately referred to the move as the "Lepreton Bomb." During the Money in the Bank ladder match at WrestleMania 23, which Finlay was involved in, Mr. Kennedy hit Hornswoggle with a Green Bay Plunge off of a ladder when Hornswoggle tried to interfere. On the following edition of SmackDown!, Finlay attacked Mr. Kennedy after his match and challenged him to a handicap match with Postl as Finlay's partner. Before the match, Mr. Kennedy apologized for hurting Hornswoggle. Finlay accepted his apology and formed a team with Kennedy.

Hornswoggle won the WWE Cruiserweight Championship after he pinned Jamie Noble in a Cruiserweight Open at The Great American Bash. He briefly ran across the ring as the bell was rung before going back under the ring making him an official participant in the match. The other participants and commentators were unaware that he was a participant in the match until the referee counted the pin and awarded him the belt becoming a fan favorite in the process. This made him the first little person wrestler to win a championship in WWE history. He also became the lightest, shortest, and youngest (21 years, 51 days) wrestler to win the Cruiserweight Championship. Hornswoggle then began a feud with Noble over the belt. The next week on SmackDown!, Hornswoggle retained the title when he defeated Noble by countout. He attacked Noble in the following weeks by shoving a pie in his face, spraying him with a fire extinguisher, pushing him into Kane and causing him to get chokeslammed, and locking him in a large box.

Mr. McMahon's illegitimate son; Finlay's legitimate son (2007–2008)

Vince McMahon and Hornswoggle.
On September 10, in conclusion to the Mr. McMahon "illegitimate storyline" on Raw, Postl was revealed to be Vince's son in a storyline. Hornswoggle still made appearances on SmackDown!, as well. Although his partnership with Finlay was quietly phased out, he still continued to feud with Jamie Noble. His feud with Noble ended on the September 28 edition of SmackDown! when Acting General Manager Vickie Guerrero forced Hornswoggle to surrender the Cruiserweight Championship (which was later abandoned), citing that his status as Mr. McMahon's son and his diminutive stature would eventually jeopardize his well-being. After the affair of finding out who the illegitimate son was, Mr. McMahon began giving Hornswoggle matches against competitors that were much larger than him. His reason for doing this, was that he was showing his son, "tough love." Hornswoggle was placed into a match against The Great Khali at Survivor Series. At the event, Khali defeated Hornswoggle by disqualification when Finlay attacked Khali on Hornswoggle's behalf. This was the first time that Finlay appeared together with Hornswoggle since the beginning of the Hornswoggle and Mr. McMahon storyline. Finlay's attack on Khali started a feud between the two. At Armageddon, Finlay defeated Khali with the help of Hornswoggle. In addition, Hornswoggle also faced Khali on the 15th Anniversary of Raw, but Hulk Hogan made a surprise return in a one night appearance to come to Hornswoggle's aid.

Hornswoggle appeared in the Royal Rumble match, hiding under the ring upon entering until he came out and eliminated The Miz; Finlay appeared to protect Hornswoggle and took himself out of the match. On the February 18 edition of Raw, Hornswoggle had a scheduled steel cage match against his storyline father, Mr. McMahon. Finlay tried to get involved, but was attacked and handcuffed to the ring ropes by JBL. Mr. McMahon left the ring and allowed JBL to beat up Hornswoggle while an enraged Finlay watched. Following this, announced that Hornswoggle had kayfabe suffered internal injuries, including bleeding of the brain and spinal trauma. On February 25, JBL claimed that Hornswoggle is not Mr. McMahon's son, but "in reality is the son of Finlay". The next week on Raw, Finlay confirmed Hornswoggle was indeed his son, then was forced to watch helplessly as JBL assaulted Hornswoggle in his hospital bed. Postl returned to live television at WrestleMania XXIV, accompanying Finlay to the ring for his Belfast Brawl with JBL, once interfering by hitting JBL with a kendo stick, allowing Finlay to get the shot in with the shillelagh. JBL won the match by hitting Finlay with the kendo stick in the shins and following up with the Clothesline from Hell.

He made his in-ring return on April 18 episode of SmackDown, defeating Matt Striker after a Tadpole Splash. On the April 21 edition of Raw, Hornswoggle was entered in the 2008 King of the Ring, but he was unsuccessful as he lost to William Regal in the first round after being submitting to the Regal Stretch in 19 seconds. As part of the 2008 WWE Supplemental Draft, Hornswoggle was drafted to the ECW brand along with Finlay. At Night of Champions, Hornswoggle and Finlay challenged John Morrison and The Miz for the WWE Tag Team Championship, but failed to win.

Raw (2009–Present)

On April 13, 2009, Hornswoggle was drafted to the Raw brand, without Finlay, as part of the 2009 Supplemental Draft.

Hornswoggle's most noted feud on Raw was against Chavo Guerrero in which the two superstars competed in a series of gimmick matches each week determined by the weekly Guest Host for Raw (Bullrope Match, Blindfold Match, Sharp Dressed Man Match, etc). The program began on July 7, 2009 on WWE Superstars and continued on to WWE Raw, after much fan criticism over the longetivity of the program and how Chavo Guerrero was being treated by losing every single week to Hornswoggle.

On the September 1st edition of E!'s Soup, host Joel McHale made fun of the Hornswoggle vs Chavo Guerrero Bullrope Match from the August 31, 2009 edition of WWE Raw. Chavo Guerrero was "forced" to wrestle in a Cow Costume, complete with a mask, by Guest Host Dusty Rhodes. McHale said that "WWE Raw is one of the highest rated shows on cable TV and is seen by millions all over the world". However, after showing clips from the "match", he wondered why so many people watched with segments such as that.

The match was scorned by the Internet Wrestling Community as longtime announcer Jim Ross announced on his Blog website that "WWE had received a ridiculous amount of emails damning the Chavo Guerrero-Hornswoggle storyline". Guerrero himself has stated that he has no problem with the storyline, saying that WWE is as much about entertainment as wrestling competition.

On the September 28th edition of WWE Raw, Hornswoggle and Santino Marella participated in a Tag Team match against Chavo Guerrero and Chris Masters. After the match, Chris Masters placed Hornswoggle in his Masterlock submission hold, only to be forced to break the hold by Chavo, who had apparently had a change of heart toward Hornswoggle, despite being the target of his antics for weeks. The following week, Guerrero and Masters teamed up again, in a losing effort. Angered by the outcome, Masters applied the Masterlock to Chavo, only to be thwarted this time by Hornswoggle, who appeared to help Chavo drive off Masters. Hornswoggle then gave Guerrerro a miniature DX crotch-chop while running up the entrance ramp. On the October 26th edition of Raw, after several weeks of wearing D-Generation X gear and executing DX Chops, Hornswoggle got a legal paper saying he was no longer allowed to wear any DX clothing straight from DX. Later on in the night, he got his revenge by helping the Raw guest hosts Kyle Busch and Joey Logano pit DX against each other and John Cena for the WWE Championship at Survivor Series while still wearing the DX gear. On the November 16th edition of WWE Raw, DX came out to make peace with Hornswoggle and for him to become a full member of D-Generation X, only for Hornswoggle to end up on the receiving end of a Pedigree (however DX carried him out of the ring with a customized stretcher). On the November 23rd edition of WWE Raw, Hornswoggle had a letter personally delivered to DX from the "Little People Court". They were set to appear on the next show in the court session.

In wrestling

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Championships and accomplishments

  • South Shore Wrestling
    • SSW Tag Team Championship – with Devin Diamond (1 time)


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