This is a
list of Ig Nobel
Prize winners from 1991 to the present day.
A
parody of the
Nobel
Prizes, the Ig Nobel Prizes are given each year in early
October — around the time the recipients of the genuine Nobel
Prizes are announced — for ten achievements that "first make people
laugh, and then make them think." Commenting on the 2006 awards,
Marc Abrahams, editor of
Annals of Improbable Research,
co-sponsor of the awards, said: "The prizes are intended to
celebrate the unusual, honour the imaginative - and spur people's
interest in science, medicine and technology." All prizes are
awarded for real achievements (except for three in 1991 and one in
1994 due to an erroneous press release).
1991
- Biology - Robert Klark Graham, selector of seeds
and prophet of propagation, for his pioneering development of the
Repository for Germinal
Choice, a sperm bank that accepts donations only from Nobellians and Olympians.
- Chemistry - Jacques Benveniste, prolific proselytizer and dedicated correspondent of
Nature, for his persistent
discovery that water, H2O, is an intelligent liquid,
and for demonstrating to his satisfaction that water is able to
remember events long after all traces of those events have vanished
(see water memory, his proposed
explanation for homeopathy).
- Economics - Michael
Milken, titan of Wall Street and father of the junk bond, to whom the world is indebted.
- Education - J.
Danforth Quayle, consumer of time and
occupier of space (as well as the U.S. Vice
President from 1989-93), for demonstrating, better than anyone
else, the need for science education.
- Literature - Erich von Däniken, visionary
raconteur and author of Chariots of the Gods?, for
explaining how human civilization was influenced by ancient astronauts from outer space.
- Medicine - Alan Kligerman, deviser of
digestive deliverance, vanquisher of vapor, and inventor of
Beano, for his pioneering
work with anti-gas liquids that prevent bloat, gassiness,
discomfort and embarrassment.
- Peace - Edward
Teller, father of the hydrogen
bomb and first champion of the Star Wars weapons system, for
his lifelong efforts to change the meaning of peace as we know
it.
Apocryphal achievements
The first nomination also featured three fictional recipients for
fictional achievements.
- Interdisciplinary research: Josiah S. Carberry, for his work in psychoceramics, the study of "cracked pots."
- Pedestrian technology: Paul DeFanti, "wizard of structures and
crusader for public safety, for his invention of the Buckybonnet, a geodesic
fashion structure that pedestrians wear to protect their heads and
preserve their composure".
- Physics: Thomas Kyle, for his discovery of
"the heaviest element in the universe, Administratium".
1992
- Archaeology - Eclaireurs de
France (a French Scouting organization), removers of graffiti, for damaging the prehistoric paintings of
two Bisons in the Cave of Mayrière
supérieure
near the French village of Bruniquel
.
- Art - Presented jointly to Jim Knowlton,
modern Renaissance man, for his classic
anatomy poster "Penises of the Animal Kingdom," and to the U.S.
National Endowment for
the Arts, for encouraging Mr. Knowlton to extend his work in
the form of a pop-up book.
- Biology - Dr. Cecil
Jacobson, relentlessly generous sperm donor, and prolific
patriarch of sperm banking, for devising a simple, single-handed
method of quality control.
- Chemistry - Ivette Bassa, constructor of
colourful colloids, for her role in the
crowning achievement of twentieth century chemistry, the synthesis
of bright blue Jell-O.
- Economics - The investors of
Lloyd's of
London
, heirs to 300 years of dull prudent management, for
their bold attempt to insure disaster by refusing to pay for their
company's losses.
- Literature - Yuri Struchkov, unstoppable author from the
Institute of
Organoelement Compounds in Moscow
, for the 948
scientific papers he published between the years 1981 and 1990, averaging more than
one every 3.9 days.
- Medicine - F. Kanda, E. Yagi, M. Fukuda, K.
Nakajima, T. Ohta, and O. Nakata of the Shiseido Research Center in Yokohama, for their pioneering research study
"Elucidation of Chemical Compounds Responsible for Foot Malodour,"
especially for their conclusion that people who think they have
foot odor do, and those who don't,
don't.
- Nutrition - The utilizers of SPAM, courageous consumers of canned
comestibles, for 54 years of undiscriminating digestion.
- Peace - Daryl Gates, former police chief of the City of
Los
Angeles
, for his uniquely compelling methods of bringing
people together.
- Physics - David Chorley and Doug Bower, lions
of low-energy physics, for their circular contributions to field
theory based on the geometrical destruction
of English crops.
1993
- Biology - Presented jointly to Paul Williams
Jr. of the Oregon State Health Division and Kenneth W. Newel of the
Liverpool School of Tropical Medicine, bold biological detectives,
for their pioneering study, "Salmonella Excretion in Joy-Riding
Pigs".
- Chemistry - Presented
jointly to James
Campbell and Gaines Campbell of Lookout
Mountain, Tennessee
, dedicated deliverers of fragrance, for inventing
scent strips, the odious method by which perfume is applied to
magazine pages.
- Consumer Engineering - Presented to Ron Popeil, incessant inventor and perpetual pitchman of late night television, for redefining the
industrial revolution with such devices as the Veg-O-Matic, the
Pocket Fisherman, Mr. Microphone, and the Inside-the-Shell Egg
Scrambler.
- Economics - Presented to
Ravi Batra of Southern
Methodist University
, shrewd economist and best-selling author of
The Great Depression of 1990 and Surviving the Great
Depression of 1990, for selling enough copies of his books to
single-handedly prevent worldwide
economic collapse.
- Literature - Presented to E. Topol, R. Califf,
F. Van de Werf, P. W. Armstrong, and their 972 co-authors, for
publishing a medical research paper which has one hundred times as
many authors as pages. The authors are from the following countries:
Australia, Belgium
, Canada
, France
, Germany
, Ireland
, Israel
, Luxembourg
, the Netherlands
, New
Zealand
, Poland
, Spain
, Switzerland
, the United Kingdom
, and the United States
.
- Mathematics - Presented to Robert W. Faid of
Greenville,
South Carolina
, farsighted and faithful seer of statistics, for
calculating the exact odds (710,609,175,188,282,000 to 1) that
Mikhail Gorbachev is the Antichrist.
- Medicine - Presented to James F. Nolan, Thomas
J. Stillwell, and John P. Sands, Jr., medical men of mercy, for
their painstaking research report, "Acute Management of the
Zipper-Entrapped Penis."
- Peace - The Pepsi-Cola Company of the Philippines, for
sponsoring a contest to create a millionaire, and then announcing the wrong
winning number, thereby inciting and uniting 800,000 riotously
expectant winners, and bringing many warring factions together for
the first time in their nation's history.
- Physics - Presented to Corentin Louis Kervran of France,
ardent admirer of alchemy, for his
conclusion that the calcium in chickens' eggshells is created by a
process of cold fusion.
- Psychology - Presented
jointly to John Edward Mack of
Harvard
Medical School
and David M.
Jacobs of Temple University
, for their conclusion that people who believe they
were kidnapped by aliens from outer
space, probably were — and especially for their conclusion,
"the focus of the abduction is the production of
children".
- Visionary Technology -
Presented jointly to Jay Schiffman of Farmington
Hills, Michigan
, crack inventor of AutoVision, an image projection
device that makes it possible to drive a car and watch television at the same time, and to the Michigan State Legislature, for
making it legal to do so.
1994
- Biology - Presented to W. Brian Sweeney, Brian
Krafte-Jacobs, Jeffrey W. Britton, and Wayne Hansen, for their
breakthrough study, "The Constipated Serviceman: Prevalence Among
Deployed US Troops," and especially for their numerical analysis of
bowel movement frequency.
- Chemistry - Presented to Texas State Senator Bob Glasgow, wise
writer of logical legislation, for sponsoring the 1989 drug control
law which makes it illegal to purchase beaker, flask, test tubes,
or other laboratory glassware
without a permit.
- Economics - Presented to
Juan Pablo Davila of Chile
, tireless
trader of financial futures and former employee of the state-owned
company Codelco, for instructing his
computer to "buy" when he meant
"sell". He subsequently attempted to recoup his losses by
making increasingly unprofitable trades that ultimately lost 0.5
percent of Chile's gross national
product. Davila's relentless achievement inspired his
countrymen to coin a new verb, "davilar", meaning "to botch things
up royally".
- Entomology - Presented to Robert A.
Lopez of
Westport,
NY
, valiant veterinarian
and friend of all creatures great and small, for his series of
experiments in obtaining ear mites from cats,
inserting them into his own ear, and carefully observing and
analyzing the results.
- Literature - Presented to L. Ron Hubbard,
ardent author of science fiction and founding father of
Scientology, for his crackling Good
Book, Dianetics,
which is highly profitable to mankind, or to a portion
thereof.
- Mathematics - Presented to
The Southern Baptist
Church of Alabama
, mathematical measurers of morality, for their county-by-county estimate of
how many Alabama citizens will go to Hell if
they don't repent.
- Medicine - Two prizes. First, to Patient X,
formerly of the US Marine Corps,
valiant victim of a venomous bite from his pet rattlesnake, for his determined use of electroshock therapy. At his own
insistence, automobile spark plug wires
were attached to his lip, and the car engine revved to 3,000 rpm
for five minutes. Second, to Dr. Richard C. Dart of the Rocky
Mountain Poison Center and Dr. Richard A. Gustafson of The
University
of Arizona
Health Sciences Center, for their well-grounded
medical report, "Failure of Electric Shock Treatment for
Rattlesnake Envenomation."
- Peace - Presented to
John Hagelin of Maharishi
University
and The Institute of Science, Technology and Public
Policy, for his experimental conclusion that 4,000 trained
meditators caused an 18 percent decrease in violent crime in
Washington,
D.C.
- Psychology - Presented to
Lee Kuan Yew, former Prime Minister of Singapore, for
his thirty-year study of the effects of punishing three million
citizens of Singapore
whenever they spat, chewed gum, or fed
pigeons.
Apocryphal achievements, no longer officially listed
- Physics - Presented to The Japanese Meteorological
Agency, for its seven-year study of whether earthquakes are caused by catfish wiggling their tails. This winner is not
officially listed, as it was based on what turned out to be
erroneous press accounts.
1995
- Chemistry - Presented to
Bijan Pakzad of Beverly Hills
, for creating DNA Cologne and DNA Perfume, neither
of which contain deoxyribonucleic
acid, and both of which come in a triple helix
bottle.
- Dentistry - Presented to Robert H.
Beaumont,
of Shoreview,
Minnesota
, for his incisive study "Patient Preference for
Waxed or Unwaxed Dental Floss."
- Economics - Presented
jointly to Nick Leeson and his superiors
at Barings Bank and to Robert Citron of Orange
County, California
for using the calculus of
derivatives to demonstrate that
every financial institution has its limits.
- Literature - Presented to David B. Busch and
James R. Starling, of Madison, Wisconsin
, for their research report, "Rectal Foreign Bodies: Case Reports and
a Comprehensive Review of the World's Literature." The
citations include reports of, among other items: seven light bulbs; a knife sharpener; two flashlights; a wire spring; a snuff box; an oil
can with potato stopper; eleven different
forms of fruits, vegetables and other foodstuffs; a jeweler's saw;
a frozen pig's tail; a tin cup; a beer glass; and one patient's remarkable ensemble
collection consisting of spectacles, a
suitcase key, a tobacco pouch and a magazine.
- Medicine - Presented to Marcia E. Buebel,
David S. Shannahoff-Khalsa, and Michael R. Boyle, for their study
entitled "The Effects of Unilateral Forced Nostril Breathing on
Cognition."
- Nutrition - Presented to John Martinez of J.
Martinez
& Company in Atlanta
, for Luak Coffee, the
world's most expensive coffee, which is made
from coffee beans ingested and excreted by the luak, a bobcat-like animal native to Indonesia
.
- Peace - Presented to the Taiwan National Parliament, for
demonstrating that politicians gain more
by punching, kicking and
gouging each other than by waging war against other
nations.
- Physics - Presented to Dominique M.R. Georget,
R. Parker, and Andrew C. Smith of Norwich, England
, for their rigorous analysis of soggy breakfast cereal. It was published
in the report entitled "A Study of the Effects of Water Content on
the Compaction Behaviour of Breakfast Cereal Flakes."
- Psychology - Presented to
Shigeru Watanabe, Junko Sakamoto, and Masumi Wakita, of Keio
University
, for their
success in training pigeons to discriminate
between the paintings of Picasso and those
of Monet.
- Public Health - Presented
to Martha Kold Bakkevig of Sintef Unimed in Trondheim
, Norway
, and Ruth
Nielsen of the Technical University of
Denmark
, for their exhaustive study, "Impact of Wet
Underwear on Thermoregulatory Responses and Thermal Comfort in the
Cold."
1996
- Art - Presented to Don Featherstone of Fitchburg,
Massachusetts
, for his ornamentally evolutionary invention, the
plastic pink flamingo.
Featherstone was the first Ig Nobel Prize winner to appear in
person at the awards ceremony to accept the award.
- Biodiversity - Presented to Chonosuke Okamura
of the Okamura Fossil Laboratory in Nagoya, Japan, for discovering the fossils of
dinosaurs, horses,
dragons, and more than one thousand other
extinct "mini-species", each of which is less than 0.25 mm in
length.
- Biology - Presented jointly
to Anders Barheim and Hogne Sandvik of the University
of Bergen
, Norway, for their report, "Effect of Ale, Garlic,
and Soured Cream on the Appetite of Leeches."
- Chemistry - Presented to
George Goble of Purdue
University
, for his blistering world record time for igniting
a barbecue grill: three seconds, using charcoal and liquid
oxygen.
- Economics - Presented to Dr. Robert J. Genco
of the University
at Buffalo for his discovery that "financial strain is a risk
indicator for destructive periodontal disease."
- Literature - Presented to the editors of the
journal Social Text for eagerly publishing meaningless
research that they could not understand, which claimed that reality
does not exist. (See Sokal Affair for
details).
- Medicine - Presented to James Johnston of R.J. Reynolds, Joseph Taddeo of U.S. Tobacco, Andrew
Tisch of Lorillard,
William Campbell of
Philip Morris, Edward A. Horrigan of Liggett Group, Donald S. Johnston of American
Tobacco Company
, and Thomas
E. Sandefur, Jr.,
chairman of Brown and Williamson
Tobacco Company, for their unshakable discovery, as testified
to the U.S. Congress, that nicotine is not addictive.
- Peace - Presented to Jacques Chirac, President of France, for commemorating
the fiftieth anniversary of Hiroshima with
atomic bomb tests in the Pacific.
- Physics - Presented to
Robert Matthews of
Aston
University
, England, for his studies of Murphy's Law, and especially for demonstrating
that toast often falls on the buttered side.
- Public Health - Presented
to Ellen Kleist of Nuuk, Greenland
and Harald Moi of Oslo
, Norway
, for their
cautionary medical report "Transmission of Gonorrhea Through an
Inflatable Doll."
1997
- Astronomy - Presented to Richard C. Hoagland of New Jersey
, for identifying artificial features on the moon and on Mars, including
a human face on Mars and ten-mile high
buildings on the far side of the moon.
- Biology - Presented to T. Yagyu and his
colleagues from the University Hospital of Zurich,
Switzerland
, the Kansai Medical University in Osaka, Japan
, and the
Neuroscience Technology Research in Prague,
Czech Republic
, for measuring people's brainwave patterns while
they chewed different flavors of gum.
- Communications - Presented
to Sanford Wallace, president of
Cyber Promotions of Philadelphia
. Nothing has stopped this self-appointed
courier from delivering electronic junk
mail to all the world.
- Economics - Presented to
Akihiro Yokoi of Wiz Company in Chiba
, Japan
, and Aki
Maita of Bandai Company in Tokyo
, for
diverting millions of person-hours of work into the husbandry of
virtual pets.
- Entomology - Presented to
Mark Hostetler of the University of Florida
, for his book, That Gunk on Your Car,
which identifies the insect splats that appear on automobile windows.
- Literature - Presented to
Doron Witztum, Eliyahu Rips, and Yoav
Rosenberg of Israel
, and to
Michael Drosnin of the United States
, for their statistical discovery that the Bible contains a secret, hidden
code.
- Medicine - Presented to Carl J. Charnetski and
Francis X. Brennan, Jr. of Wilkes University
, and James F. Harrison of Muzak Ltd. in Seattle, Washington
, for their discovery that listening to Muzak stimulates immunity system production
and thus may help prevent the common
cold.
- Meteorology - Presented to
Bernard Vonnegut of the State University of New York at
Albany
, for his report, "Chicken Plucking as Measure of
Tornado Wind Speed."
- Peace - Presented to Harold
Hillman of the University of Surrey
, England, for his report "The Possible Pain
Experienced During Execution by Different Methods."
- Physics - Presented to
John Bockris of Texas
A&M University
, for his achievements in cold fusion, in the transmutation of base
elements into gold, and in the electrochemical incineration of
domestic rubbish.
1998
- Chemistry - Presented to Jacques Benveniste of France, for his
homeopathic discovery that not only does
water have memory, but
that the information can be transmitted over telephone lines and the Internet.
- Biology - Presented to
Peter Fong of Gettysburg College
, Gettysburg, Pennsylvania
, for contributing to the happiness of clams by giving them Prozac.
- Economics - Presented to
Richard Seed of Chicago
for his efforts to stoke up the world economy by
cloning himself and other human beings.
- Literature - Presented to
Dr. Mara Sidoli of Washington, DC
, for her illuminating report, "Farting as a Defence
Against Unspeakable Dread".
- Medicine - Presented to
Patient Y and to his doctors, Caroline Mills, Meirion Llewelyn,
David Kelly, and Peter Holt, of Royal Gwent Hospital
, in Newport
for the cautionary medical report, "A Man Who
Pricked His Finger and Smelled Putrid for 5 Years."
- Peace - Presented to Prime Minister of India, Shri Atal Bihari Vajpayee and Prime Minister of Pakistan,
Nawaz Sharif, for their aggressively
peaceful detonations of atomic
bombs.
- Physics - Presented to
Deepak Chopra of The Chopra Center for
Well Being, La Jolla,
California
, for his unique interpretation of quantum physics as it applies to life,
liberty, and the pursuit of economic happiness.
- Safety Engineering -
Presented to Troy Hurtubise, of
North Bay,
Ontario
, for developing and personally testing a suit of
armor that is impervious to grizzly
bears.
- Science Education -
Presented to Dolores Krieger, Professor
Emerita, New York
University
, for demonstrating the merits of therapeutic touch, a method by which
nurses manipulate the energy fields of ailing patients by carefully avoiding physical contact
with those patients.
- Statistics - Presented to Jerald Bain of Mt.
Sinai
Hospital in Toronto
and Kerry Siminoski of the University
of Alberta
, for their carefully measured report, "The
Relationship Among Height, Penile Length, and Foot
Size".
1999
- Biology - Presented to Dr.
Paul Bosland, director of The Chili Pepper Institute, New Mexico
State University
, Las Cruces, New Mexico
, for breeding a spiceless jalapeño chili
pepper.
- Chemistry - Presented to Takeshi Makino,
president of The Safety Detective Agency in Osaka, Japan, for his
involvement with S-Check, an infidelity detection spray that wives
can apply to their husbands' underwear.
- Environmental Protection -
Presented to Hyuk-ho Kwon of Kolon
Company of Seoul
, South Korea
, for inventing the self-perfuming business suit.
- Literature - Presented to the British Standards Institution
for its six-page specification (BS 6008) of
the proper way to make a cup of tea.
- Managed Health Care -
Presented to George Blonsky and Charlotte Blonsky of New York City
and San Jose, California
, for inventing a device ( ) to aid women in giving
birth: the woman is strapped onto a circular table, and the table
is then rotated at high speed.
- Medicine - Presented to Dr.
Arvid Vatle of Stord
, Norway
, for
carefully collecting, classifying, and contemplating which kinds of
containers his patients chose when submitting urine samples.
- Peace - Presented to Charl
Fourie and Michelle Wong of Johannesburg
, South Africa, for
inventing the Blaster, a
foot-pedal activated flamethrower that
motorists can use against carjackers.
- Physics - Presented to Dr.
Len Fisher of Bath,
England
and Sydney, Australia
for calculating the optimal way to dunk a biscuit. Also, to Professor Jean-Marc Vanden-Broeck
of the University of East Anglia
, England, and Belgium, for calculating how to
make a teapot spout that does not
drip.
- Science Education - Presented to the Kansas State Board of
Education and the Colorado State Board of
Education, for mandating that children should not believe in
Darwin's theory of
evolution any more than they believe in Newton's theory of gravitation, Faraday's and Maxwell's theory of electromagnetism, or Pasteur's theory that germs
cause disease.
- Sociology - Presented to
Steve Penfold, of York
University
in
Toronto
, for doing his Ph.D. thesis on the history of
Canadian
doughnut shops.
2000
- Biology - Presented to
Richard Wassersug of Dalhousie University
, for his firsthand report, "On the Comparative
Palatability of Some Dry-Season Tadpoles
from Costa
Rica
".
- Chemistry - Presented to Donatella Marazziti,
Alessandra Rossi, and Giovanni B. Cassano of the University of Pisa, Italy
, and
Hagop S. Akiskal of the University
of California, San Diego
, for their discovery that, biochemically, romantic
love may be indistinguishable from having severe obsessive-compulsive
disorder.
- Computer Science -
Presented to Chris Niswander of Tucson, Arizona
, for inventing PawSense,
software that detects when a cat is walking
across your computer
keyboard.
- Economics - Presented to The Reverend Sun Myung Moon, for bringing efficiency and
steady growth to the mass marriage
industry, with, according to his reports, a 36-couple wedding in
1960, a 430-couple wedding in 1968, an 1800-couple wedding in 1975,
a 6000-couple wedding in 1982, a 30,000-couple wedding in 1992, a
360,000-couple wedding in 1995, and a 36,000,000-couple wedding in
1997.
- Literature - Presented to Jasmuheen (formerly known as Ellen Greve) of Australia, first lady of Breatharianism, for her book Living on
Light, which explains that although some people do eat food,
they don't ever really need to.
- Medicine - Presented to
Willibrord Weijmar Schultz, Pek van Andel, and Eduard Mooyaart of
Groningen
, the Netherlands
, and Ida Sabelis of Amsterdam
, for their illuminating report, "Magnetic Resonance
Imaging of Male and Female Genitals During Coitus and Female Sexual
Arousal."
- Peace - Presented to The Royal Navy, for ordering its sailors to stop
using live cannon shells, and to instead just
shout "Bang!"
- Physics - Presented to
Andre Geim of the University
of Nijmegen
, the Netherlands, and Michael Berry of Bristol University
, England
, for using magnets to
levitate a frog.
- Psychology - Presented to
David Dunning of Cornell University
and Justin Kreuger of the University of Illinois
, for their modest report, "Unskilled and Unaware of It: How
Difficulties in Recognizing One's Own Incompetence Lead to Inflated
Self-Assessments".
- Public Health - Presented
to Jonathan Wyatt, Gordon McNaughton, and William Tullet of
Glasgow
, for their alarming report, "The Collapse of Toilets in
Glasgow".
2001
- Astrophysics - Presented to
Dr. Jack Van Impe and Rexella Van Impe
of Jack Van Impe Ministries, Rochester Hills, Michigan
, for their discovery that black holes fulfill all the technical
requirements for the location of Hell.
- Biology - Presented to Buck
Weimer of Pueblo,
Colorado
for inventing Under-Ease, airtight underwear with a replaceable
charcoal filter that removes bad-smelling gases before they
escape.
- Economics - Presented to
Joel Slemrod, of the University
of Michigan
Business School, and Wojciech Kopczuk, of the University
of British Columbia
, for their conclusion that people find a way to
postpone their deaths if that would qualify them for a lower rate
on the inheritance tax.
- Literature - Presented to
John Richards of Boston, England
, founder of The Apostrophe Protection Society, for his
efforts to protect, promote, and defend the differences between the
plural and the possessive.
- Medicine - Presented to
Peter Barss of McGill University
, Canada
, for his
impactful medical report "Injuries Due to Falling
Coconuts".
- Peace - Presented to
Viliumas Malinauskas of Grutas, Lithuania
, for creating the amusement park known as "Stalin World
".
- Physics - Presented to David Schmidt of the
University of
Massachusetts, for his partial explanation of the shower-curtain effect: a shower curtain tends to billow inwards while
a shower is being taken.
- Psychology - Presented to Lawrence W.
Sherman
of Miami
University
, Ohio, for his influential research report "An
Ecological Study of Glee in Small Groups of
Preschool Children".
- Public Health - Presented to Chittaranjan
Andrade and B.S. Srihari of the National Institute of Mental
Health and Neurosciences, Bangalore
, India
, for their
probing medical discovery that nose
picking is a common activity among adolescents.
- Technology - Presented
jointly to John Keogh of Hawthorn, Victoria
, Australia, for patenting the wheel in the year 2001, and to the
Australian Patent Office (IP Australia)
for granting him Innovation Patent #2001100012
2002
- Biology - Presented to Norma E. Bubier,
Charles G.M. Paxton, Phil Bowers, and D. Charles Deeming of
the United
Kingdom
, for their report "Courtship Behaviour of Ostriches Towards Humans Under Farming Conditions in
Britain".
- Chemistry - Presented to
Theodore Gray of Wolfram Research, in Champaign,
Illinois
, for gathering many elements of the periodic table, and assembling them into the
form of a four-legged periodic table table.
- Economics - Presented to
the executives, corporate directors, and auditors of Enron, Lernaut &
Hauspie (Belgium
), Adelphia, Bank of
Commerce and Credit International (Pakistan
), Cendant, CMS Energy, Duke
Energy, Dynegy, Gazprom (Russia
), Global Crossing, HIH
Insurance (Australia), Informix, Kmart, Maxwell
Communications (UK), McKessonHBOC, Merrill
Lynch, Merck, Peregrine Systems, Qwest Communications, Reliant
Resources, Rent-Way, Rite Aid, Sunbeam, Tyco, Waste
Management, WorldCom, Xerox, and Arthur
Andersen, for adapting the mathematical concept of imaginary numbers for use in the business
world. (All companies except for Arthur Andersen were forced
to restate their financial reports due to false or incorrect
accounting. Andersen was the accounting firm most identified with
the scandals, having been indicted on criminal charges stemming
from its actions as auditor of Enron. All companies are
U.S.
-based unless otherwise noted.)
- Hygiene - Presented to
Eduardo Segura, of Lavakan de Aste, in Tarragona
, Spain, for inventing a washing machine for cats
and dogs.
- Interdisciplinary Research - Presented to
Karl Kruszelnicki of The University of Sydney, Australia, for performing a comprehensive survey
of human belly button fluff - who
gets it, when, what color, and how much.
- Literature - Presented jointly to Vicki L.
Silvers
of the University of Nevada-Reno
and David S. Kreiner of Central Missouri State
University, for their colorful report "The Effects of
Pre-Existing Inappropriate Highlighting on Reading
Comprehension".
- Mathematics - Presented to K.P. Sreekumar and
G. Nirmalan of Kerala Agricultural University,
India
, for their
analytical report "Estimation of the Total Surface Area in Indian Elephants".
- Medicine - Presented to
Chris McManus of University College London
, for his excruciatingly balanced report, "Scrotal
Asymmetry in Man and in Ancient Sculpture".
- Peace - Presented to Keita Sato, President of
Takara Co., Dr. Matsumi Suzuki, President of Japan Acoustic Lab, and Dr. Norio Kogure,
Executive Director, Kogure Veterinary Hospital, for promoting peace
and harmony between the species by inventing Bow-Lingual, a computer-based automatic
dog-to-human language translation device.
- Physics - Presented to Arnd
Leike of the Ludwig Maximilian University of
Munich
, for demonstrating that beer
froth obeys the mathematical law of exponential decay.
2003
- Biology - Presented to C.W. Moeliker, of
Natuurmuseum Rotterdam
, for documenting the first scientifically recorded
case of homosexual
necrophilia in the mallard duck.
- Chemistry - Presented to Yukio Hirose of
Kanazawa University, for his chemical investigation of a bronze
statue, in the city of Kanazawa,
that fails to attract pigeons.
- Economics - Presented to
Karl Schwärzler and the nation of Liechtenstein
, for making it possible to rent the entire country
for corporate conventions, weddings,
bar mitzvahs, and other
gatherings.
- Engineering - Presented to John Paul Stapp, Edward A. Murphy, Jr., and George Nichols, for
jointly giving birth in 1949 to Murphy's
Law, the basic engineering principle that "If there are two or
more ways to do something, and one of those ways can result in a
catastrophe, someone will do it" (or, in other words: "If anything
can go wrong, it will").
- Interdisciplinary Research
- Presented to Stefano Ghirlanda, Liselotte Jansson, and Magnus
Enquis of Stockholm University
, for their inevitable report, "Chickens Prefer Beautiful Humans."
- Literature - Presented to
John Trinkaus, of the Zicklin
School of Business, New York City
, for meticulously collecting data and publishing
more than 80 detailed academic reports about things that annoyed
him, such as:
- What percentage of young people wear baseball caps with the peak facing to the rear
rather than to the front;
- What percentage of pedestrians wear
sport shoes that are white rather than some other color;
- What percentage of swimmers swim
laps in the shallow end of a pool rather than the deep end;
- What percentage of automobile drivers almost, but not
completely, come to a stop at one particular stop-sign;
- What percentage of commuters carry
attaché cases;
- What percentage of shoppers exceed the number of items
permitted in a supermarket's express checkout lane;
- What percentage of students dislike the taste of Brussels sprouts.
- Medicine - Presented to
Eleanor Maguire, David Gadian, Ingrid Johnsrude, Catriona Good,
John Ashburner, Richard Frackowiak, and Christopher Frith of
University
College London
, for presenting evidence that the hippocampi of London
taxi drivers are more highly
developed than those of their fellow citizens.
- Peace - Presented to
Lal Bihari, of Uttar Pradesh
, India
, for a
triple accomplishment: First, for leading an active life even
though he has been declared legally dead; second, for waging a
lively posthumous campaign against bureaucratic inertia and greedy
relatives; and third, for creating the Association of Dead People.
Lal
Bihari overcame the handicap of being dead, and managed to obtain a
passport from the Indian
government so that he could travel to Harvard
to accept his Prize. However, the U.S.
government refused to allow him into the country. His friend Madhu
Kapoor therefore came to the Ig Nobel Ceremony and accepted the
Prize on behalf of Lal Bihari. Several weeks later, the Prize was
presented to Lal Bihari himself in a special ceremony in
India.
- Physics - Presented to Jack Harvey, John
Culvenor, Warren Payne, Steve Cowle, Michael Lawrance, David
Stuart, and Robyn Williams of
Australia, for their irresistible report
"An Analysis of the Forces Required to Drag Sheep over Various Surfaces".
- Psychology - Presented to
Gian Vittorio Caprara and Claudio Barbaranelli of the University
of Rome La Sapienza
, and to Philip
Zimbardo of Stanford University
, for their discerning report "Politicians' Uniquely Simple
Personalities".
2004
- Biology - Presented to Ben
Wilson of the University of British
Columbia
, Lawrence Dill of Simon
Fraser University
, Canada, Robert Batty of the Scottish Association
for Marine Science, Magnus Whalberg of the University
of Aarhus
, Denmark
, and Håkan Westerberg of Sweden
's National Board of Fisheries, for showing that
herrings apparently communicate by farting.
- Chemistry - Presented to
The Coca-Cola Company of
Great
Britain
, for using advanced technology to convert liquid
from the River Thames into Dasani, a brand of bottled water, which for precautionary reasons has been made
unavailable to consumers.
- Economics - Presented to
the Vatican, for outsourcing prayers to India
.
- Engineering - Presented jointly to Donald J.
Smith and his father, Frank J. Smith, of Orlando, Florida
, for patenting the comb
over ( ).
- Literature - Presented to
The American Nudist Research Library of Kissimmee,
Florida
, for preserving nudist
history so that everyone can see it.
- Medicine - Presented
jointly to Steven Stack of Wayne State University
, Detroit, Michigan
, and James Gundlach of Auburn
University
, Auburn, Alabama
, for their published report "The Effect of
Country Music on Suicide".
- Peace - Presented to
Daisuke Inoue of Hyōgo
Prefecture
, Japan
, for
inventing karaoke, thereby providing an
entirely new way for people to learn to tolerate each
other.
- Physics - Presented
jointly to Ramesh Balasubramaniam of the University of Ottawa
, and Michael Turvey of the University of Connecticut
and Haskins Laboratory, for exploring and
explaining the dynamics of hula-hooping.
- Psychology - Presented
jointly to Daniel Simons of the University of Illinois at
Urbana-Champaign
and Christopher Chabris of Harvard
University
, for demonstrating that when people pay close
attention to something, it's all too easy to overlook anything else
- even a woman in a gorilla suit. (See inattentional blindness).
- Public Health - Presented
to Jillian Clarke of the Chicago High School for Agricultural
Sciences, and then Howard University
, for investigating the scientific validity of
the five-second rule about whether
it's safe to eat food that's been dropped on the floor.
2005
- Agricultural History -
Presented to James Watson of Massey University
, New
Zealand
, for his scholarly study, "The Significance of Mr.
Richard Buckley's Exploding
Trousers".
- Biology - Presented
jointly to Benjamin Smith of the University of Adelaide
, Australia and the
University of Toronto
, Canada
and the
Firmenich perfume company, Geneva
, Switzerland
, and ChemComm Enterprises, Archamps, France; Craig
Williams of James
Cook University
and the University of South
Australia
; Michael Tyler of the University of Adelaide;
Brian Williams of the University of Adelaide; and Yoji Hayasaka of
the Australian Wine Research Institute; for painstakingly smelling
and cataloging the peculiar odors produced by 131 different species
of frogs when the frogs were feeling stressed.
- Chemistry - Presented
jointly to Edward Cussler of the
University of Minnesota
and Brian Gettelfinger of the University of
Minnesota and the University of
Wisconsin–Madison
, for conducting a careful experiment to settle the
longstanding scientific question: can people swim faster in
syrup or in water?
It was found that swimmers in the experiment reach comparable
velocity in both media.
- Economics - Presented to
Gauri Nanda of the Massachusetts Institute of
Technology
, for inventing Clocky, an
alarm clock that runs away and hides, repeatedly, thus ensuring
that people get out of bed, and thus theoretically adding many
productive hours to the workday.
- Fluid Dynamics - Presented
jointly to Victor Benno Meyer-Rochow of International University
Bremen
, Germany
and the University of Oulu
, Finland
; and József Gál of Loránd Eötvös
University, Hungary
, for using basic principles of physics to calculate
the pressure that builds up inside a penguin, as detailed in their report "Pressures
Produced When Penguins Poo — Calculations on Avian
Defecation".
- Literature - Presented to
the Internet entrepreneurs of Nigeria
, for creating and then using e-mail to distribute a
bold series of short stories, thus introducing millions of readers
to a cast of rich characters — General Sani
Abacha, Mrs. Mariam Sanni Abacha,
Barrister Jon A Mbeki Esq., and others — each of whom requires just
a small amount of expense money so as to obtain access to the great
wealth to which they are entitled and which they would like to
share with the kind person who assists them. (See advance fee fraud.)
- Medicine - Presented to Gregg A. Miller of Oak Grove, Missouri
, for inventing Neuticles —
artificial replacement testicles for dogs, which are available in
three sizes, and three degrees of firmness.
- Nutrition - Presented to
Dr. Yoshiro Nakamatsu of Tokyo
, Japan
, for
photographing and retrospectively analyzing every meal he has
consumed during a period of 34 years (and counting).
- Peace - Presented jointly
to Claire Rind and Peter Simmons of University of Newcastle
, in the UK
, for
electrically monitoring the activity of a brain cell in a locust while that locust was watching selected
highlights from the movie Star Wars.
- Physics - Presented
jointly to John Mainstone and Thomas Parnell of the University of Queensland
, Australia, for patiently
conducting the so-called pitch
drop experiment that began in the year 1927
— in which a glob of congealed black tar pitch has been slowly dripping through a
funnel, at a rate of approximately one drop every nine
years.
2006
- Acoustics: D. Lynn Halpern of Harvard Vanguard Medical
Associates, and Brandeis University
, and Northwestern University
, Randolph Blake of Vanderbilt University
and Northwestern University
and James Hillenbrand of Western
Michigan University
and Northwestern University
for conducting experiments to learn why people
dislike the sound of fingernails
scraping chalkboard.
- Biology: Bart Knols of
Wageningen Agricultural University, in Wageningen
, the Netherlands
; and of the National Institute for Medical Research
/ Ifakara Centre, Tanzania, and of the
International Atomic Energy
Agency
, in Vienna
, Austria
) and Ruurd de Jong of Wageningen Agricultural
University and of Santa Maria
degli Angeli, Italy
for
showing that the female malaria mosquito Anopheles
gambiae is attracted equally to the smell of limburger cheese and to the smell of human
feet.
- Chemistry: Antonio Mulet,
José Javier Benedito and José Bon of the Polytechnic University of
Valencia
, Spain
, and Carmen
Rosselló of the University
of Illes Balears, in Palma de Mallorca
, Spain, for their study "Ultrasonic Velocity in
Cheddar Cheese as Affected by Temperature".
- Literature: Daniel M. Oppenheimer of Princeton University
for his report "Consequences of Erudite Vernacular
Utilized Irrespective of Necessity: Problems with Using Long Words
Needlessly".
- Mathematics: Nic Svenson and Piers Barnes of
the Australian Commonwealth
Scientific and Industrial Research Organisation, for
calculating the number of photographs that must be taken to
(almost) ensure that nobody in a group photo will have their eyes
closed.
- Medicine: Francis M. Fesmire of the
University of Tennessee
College of Medicine, for his medical case report
"Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal Massage";
and Majed Odeh, Harry Bassan, and Arie Oliven of Bnai Zion Medical
Center, Haifa
, Israel
, for their subsequent medical case report also
titled "Termination of Intractable Hiccups with Digital Rectal
Massage".
- Nutrition: Wasmia Al-Houty of Kuwait University and Faten Al-Mussalam of
the Kuwait
Environment Public Authority, for showing that dung beetles are finicky eaters.
- Ornithology: Ivan
R. Schwab, of
the University of California
Davis
, and Philip
R.A. May of the
University of California Los
Angeles
, for exploring and explaining why woodpeckers don't get headaches.
- Peace: Howard Stapleton of Merthyr
Tydfil
, Wales
, for inventing an electromechanical teenager repellant -- a
device that makes annoying high-pitched noise designed to be
audible to teenagers but not to adults; and for later using that
same technology to make telephone ringtones that are audible to teenagers but probably not to their teachers.
- Physics: Basile Audoly and
Sebastien Neukirch of the Université Pierre et Marie
Curie
, for their analysis that explains why spaghetti
breaks into several pieces when it is bent.
2007
- Aviation: Patricia V. Agostino, Santiago A.
Plano and Diego A. Golombek, for discovering that hamsters recover
from jetlag more quickly when given Viagra.
- Biology: Johanna E.M.H. van Bronswijk, for
taking a census of all the mites and other
life forms that live in people's beds.
- Chemistry: Mayu Yamamoto for extracting
vanilla flavour from cow dung.
- Economics: Kuo Cheng Hsieh, for patenting a
device to catch bank robbers by ensnaring them in a net.
- Linguistics: Juan Manuel Toro, Josep B.
Trobalon and Nuria Sebastian-Galles, for determining that rats
sometimes can't distinguish between recordings of Japanese and Dutch played backward.
- Literature: Glenda Browne, for her study into
indexing entries that start with the word "the".
- Medicine: Dan Meyer and Brian Witcombe, for
investigating the side-effects of swallowing swords.
- Nutrition: Brian
Wansink, for investigating people's appetite for mindless eating by secretly feeding them a
self-refilling bowl of soup.
- Peace: The United States Air Force Wright
Laboratory in Dayton, Ohio
, for suggesting the research and development of a
"gay bomb," which would cause enemy troops
to become sexually attracted to each other.
- Physics: L. Mahadevan and Enrique Cerda
Villablanca for their theoretical study of how sheets become
wrinkled.
2008
The
"18th First Annual Ig Nobel Prize Ceremony" was held on 2 October
2008 at Harvard
University
's Sanders Theatre.
- Archaeology: Astolfo Gomes de Mello Araujo and
Jose Carlos Marcelino, for showing that armadillos can mix up the contents of an archaeological site.
- Biology: Marie-Christine Cadiergues, Christel
Joubert, and Michel Franc, for discovering that fleas that live on dogs jump higher than fleas that
live on cats.
- Chemistry: Sheree Umpierre, Joseph Hill, and
Deborah Anderson, for discovering that Coca-Cola is an effective spermicide, and C.Y. Hong, C.C. Shieh, P. Wu, and
B.N. Chiang for accidentally proving it is not.
- Cognitive science: Toshiyuki Nakagaki,
Hiroyasu Yamada, Ryo Kobayashi, Atsushi Tero, Akio Ishiguro, and
Ágota Tóth, for discovering that slime
molds can solve puzzles.
- Economics: Geoffrey Miller,
Joshua Tyber, and Brent Jordan, for discovering that exotic dancers earn more when at peak fertility.
- Literature: David Sims, for his study "You
Bastard: A Narrative Exploration of the Experience of Indignation
within Organizations".
- Medicine: Rebecca
Waber and Dan Ariely for
demonstrating that expensive placebos are
more effective than inexpensive placebos.
- Nutrition: Massimiliano Zampini and Charles Spence, for demonstrating that food
tastes better when it sounds more appealing.
- Peace: The Swiss Federal Ethics Committee on
Non-Human Biotechnology and the citizens of Switzerland, for
adopting the legal principle that plants have dignity.
- Physics: Dorian Raymer and Douglas Smith, for
proving that heaps of string or hair will inevitably tangle.
2009
- Biology: Fumiaki Taguchi, Song Guofu and Zhang
Guanglei of Kitasato University
Graduate School of Medical Sciences in Sagamihara, Japan, for
demonstrating that kitchen refuse can be reduced more than 90% in
mass by using bacteria extracted from the feces of giant
pandas.
- Chemistry: Javier Morales, Miguel Apatiga and
Victor M. Castano of Universidad Nacional Autonoma de
Mexico
, for creating diamond film from
tequila.
- Economics: The directors,
executives, and auditors of four Icelandic banks — Kaupthing Bank, Landsbanki, Glitnir
Bank, and Central Bank of Iceland
— for demonstrating that tiny banks can be rapidly
transformed into huge banks, and vice versa (and for demonstrating
that similar things can
be done to an entire national economy).
- Literature: Ireland's police service for
writing and presenting more than 50 traffic tickets to the most
frequent driving offender in the country - Prawo
Jazdy - whose name in Polish means "Driving Licence".
- Mathematics: Gideon
Gono, governor of Zimbabwe's Reserve Bank, for giving
people a simple, everyday way to cope with a wide range of numbers
by having his bank print notes with denominations ranging from
one cent to one hundred
trillion dollars.
- Medicine: Donald L. Unger of Thousand Oaks,
California, US, for investigating a possible cause of arthritis of
the fingers, by diligently cracking the knuckles of his left hand
but not his right hand every day for more than 60 years.
- Peace: Stephan Bolliger,
Steffen Ross, Lars Oesterhelweg, Michael Thali and Beat Kneubuehl
of the University of Bern
, Switzerland, for determining whether it is better
to be smashed over the head with a full bottle of beer or with an
empty bottle.
- Physics: Katherine K. Whitcome of the
University of Cincinnati
, Daniel E Lieberman of Harvard
University
and Liza J. Shapiro of the
University of Texas
, all in the US, for analytically determining
why pregnant women do not tip over.
- Public Health: Elena N. Bodnar, Raphael C.
Lee, and Sandra Marijan of Chicago, US, for inventing a bra that can be quickly converted into a pair of gas
masks - one for the wearer and one to be given to a needy
bystander.
- Veterinary medicine:
Catherine Douglas and Peter Rowlinson of Newcastle University
, UK, for showing that cows with names give more
milk than cows that are nameless.
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