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This is a list of episodes for the television show "The King of Queens" that aired on September 21, 1998

List of episodes

Season 1: 1998–1999

# Airdate Title
01 - 101 September 21, 1998 Pilot
Arthur's third wife, Tessy dies. Shortly after his house burns down, so he moves in with Doug & Carrie
02 - 102 September 28, 1998 Fat City
When Doug finds out that the women on Carrie's side of the family become overweight in their lives, he tries to keep Carrie from being overweight.
03 - 103 October 5, 1998 Cello, Goodbye
When Carrie keeps skipping softball games with Doug and the guys, Doug wonders what's going on. Doug finds out that Carrie is working late for her boss, starts to wonder why Carrie fell for him, and tries to make it up to Carrie by going to a cello concert with her.
04 - 104 October 12, 1998 Richie's Song
When Doug finds out that Richie's wife cheats on him, he must confront him with the news. However, Doug has some trouble telling his friend about his wife. Meanwhile, Arthur depends on Doug for deoderant issues.
05 - 105 October 19, 1998 Paternal Affairs
Doug and Carrie throw a wedding anniversary party for themselves. Doug invites his aunt, and finds out that his aunt and uncle are having problems. When Arthur meets Doug's aunt, he falls for her. Carrie eventually lets him date her, but ends up regretting it, leaving Arthur with plans to propose to her.
06 - 106 October 26, 1998 Head First
After a stressful day of driving & accompanying Arthur while he runs his errands, Doug gets a "very special thank you" from Carrie, realizing the more time he spends with Arthur the more "thank yous" he gets from Carrie, Doug soon pretends to be very good friends with Arthur, but his plan backfires after Arthur clings to him and harasses his friends.
07 - 107 November 2, 1998 The Rock
After picking up Carrie's engagement ring from the jeweler's from being cleaned, the jeweler makes an offer for a large sum of money. Soon, Doug & Carrie decide to sell it and buy a hottub with the money, but later, their karma gets the best of them.
08 - 108 November 9, 1998 Educating Doug
Carrie feels that she and Doug are getting stupid as a couple, so she them and Spence for a class where they read a book and then discuss it, but Doug fails and steals Spence's answers.
09 - 109 November 16, 1998 Road Rayge
Doug allows Ray Barone, a sportswriter (in this cross over from "Everybody Loves Raymond") to cheat off his test during a driving exam at the DMV and gets his license suspended and Ray tries to make it up to him
10 - 110 November 23, 1998 Supermarket Story
In a Thanksgiving episode that takes place entirely in the supermarket, Carrie follows a woman around trying to get recipes & hints for preparing an entire Thanksgiving dinner; Doug meets up with someone he doesn't know but claims to know him; Arthur meets a love interest
11 - 111 December 14, 1998 Noel Cowards
At Christmas time, Arthur buys Doug & Carrie a very squatty, mini car, which of course, Doug & Carrie dislike, after getting some advice from Ritchie, Doug & Carrie dump it in a scrap yard
12 - 112 December 21, 1998 Fixer Upper
Carrie arranges a date with a work friend and Spence, but after a saucy piece of advice from Doug, Spence scares the girl off
13 - 113 January 11, 1999 Best Man
Doug, Carrie, Kelly & Deacon attend a wedding of a man Carrie had sex with once, but Doug didn't know until right before the wedding and he doesn't tell Carrie he knows
14 - 114 January 18, 1999 Dog Days
After constant barking of the neighbors' dog, Doug & Carrie complain but Doug feels sorry for the dog & secretly adopts it; Arthur thinks "Charlie Brown" is based on him
15 - 115 February 1, 1999 Crappy Birthday
Doug subscribes for a sports game on PPV not realizing it's the same night as Carrie's birthday, but luckily for Doug, Carrie is depressed about her new age, so Doug makes up a lie about having plans but soon his karma gets the best of him and he slaps together a quick birthday party
16 - 116 February 8, 1999 S'Ain't Valentine's
On St. Valentine's Day, Arthur attends a party at his senior center and meets a woman (real-life wife Anne Meara) and the two begin a love affair. Carrie is waiting for Doug at restaurant but Doug is stuck at Spence's birthday party, but when Spence arrives, he and his mother get into a fight and Doug, Richie & Deacon are stuck at his home with Spence's mother; while waiting for Doug, Carrie meets a "schmuck" at the restaurant and transforms him to be more charming.
17 - 117 February 15, 1999 Court Date
Carrie is asked out on a date by a police officer who pulled her over the previous day (she was wearing gloves and therefore the police officer couldn't see her ring). After getting some advice from Richie, Doug gets Carrie to go on a date with him so he won't testify against her.
18 - 118 February 22, 1999 White Collar
Doug gets promoted after the sudden severe illness of his manger at IPS. Carrie gets excited but Doug hates the job, feeling guilty when Deacon says he wanted the promotion.
19 - 119 March 1, 1999 Rayny Day
Doug invites Richie over to talk to him about his recent divorce but before Richie arrives, Doug bails to play golf with sportswriter Ray Barone.
20 - 120 March 15, 1999 Train Wreck
Doug gets gets paired together with a new trainee (Julie Benz), whom he's attracted too and is afraid to tell Carrie, but like always, Carrie finds out, Carrie couldn't careless because she thinks of Doug as "nice", angered, Doug tries to get his trainee to harass him
21 - 121 April 5, 1999 Hungry Man
Carrie's boss invites her & Doug to an elegant party so Doug doesn't eat anything all day but then discovers there is no food at the party
22 - 122 April 26, 1999 Time Share
Doug & Carrie's next door neighbors, Tim & Dorothy give their beach house to them because they are getting divorced, but Dorothy is to upset to hand over the key so Carrie gets Richie to hit on her so she'll feel better but he ends up making her a one-night-stand and Dorothy is now ever more upset
23 - 123 May 3, 1999 Where's Poppa?
Doug & Carrie get Arthur out of the house so they'll have more time together
24 - 124 May 10, 1999 Art House
After Arthur almost gets Doug fired, Doug blows up on him then Arthur moves out, but only for a short time (in this episode, Doug says "I had no idea he could play the piano like that" referring to Arthur but then, seasons later in the episode "Tooth Hirty", Arthur hasn't the slightest idea on how to play the piano)
25 - 125 May 17, 1999 Maybe Baby
After dinner at the Palmer's watching Doug play with Kirby, the Palmers announce that Kelly's pregnant with a soon-to-be Major, leaving the Heffernans dreams of having their own baby.


Season 2: 1999–2000

25 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 201 September 20, 1999 Queasy Rider
Doug's recent purchase of a motorcycle angers Carrie, but soon after, Doug secretly gets tired of it; Aurthur gets a job at pretzel shop
02 - 202 September 27, 1999 Female Problems
After Carrie's constant togetherness with Doug, Doug finds a friend for Carrie, Soon Doug regrets his actions after Carrie & her friend are always together leaving Doug by himself
03 - 203 October 4, 1999 Assaulted Nuts
Doug accidentally staples himself with a staple gun in a "private" place
04 - 204 October 11, 1999 Parent Trapped
Deacon & Kelly ask Doug & Carrie if they want to be their children's Godparents, overcome with compliment, Doug instantly says yes, but Carrie isn't completely on board.
05 - 205 October 18, 1999 Tube Steakes
Carrie buys Doug a new TV after he is outraged at her because she forgot to close the garage door and his TV got stolen
06 - 206 October 25, 1999 Doug Out
Arthur accidentally hears Doug call him a "Demented Old Circus Monkey" so Doug tries to make it up to him
07 - 207 November 1, 1999 Get Away
When Doug and Carrie go on vacation to celebrate their anniversary, they decide to take Deacon & Kelly which ends up being a big mistake
08 - 208 November 8, 1999 Dire Strayts
Doug gets stuck half way in the attic during a visit by Ray & Debra (in yet another cross-over)
09 - 209 November 15, 1999 I, Candy
Doug gets a big head after a waitress asks about his situation
10 - 210 November 22, 1999 Roamin' Holiday
Carrie invites a friend and her husband to stay over for the Thanksgiving weekend, meaning Doug would probably have to entertain her husband, but Doug finds him dull, so after Spence & his mom get into a fight, Doug takes advantage and convinces Spence to ask to stay with Doug & Carrie
11 - 211 November 29, 1999 Sparing Carrie
Doug's bowling team bowls just for fun and is financially supported by the local pizza place, but now they threaten to no longer support them if they continue to be on a constant losing streak. Doug soon realizes Carrie is the problem so he removes her from the team making an awkward household
12 - 212 December 13, 1999 Net Prophets
During Christmas time, Doug receives his Christmas bonus and Carrie eventually talks Doug into investing it in to net stocks
13 - 213 January 10, 2000 Party Favor
Danny (Gary Valentine) has no best man for his marriage, so Doug reluctantly fills in and also arranges a bachelor party. Unfortunately Danny doesn't seem to have many friends who want to come.
14 - 214 January 17, 2000 Block Buster
It's Doug's high school football reunion and he boasts about his famous block. But everyone besides him remembers his now handicapped ex-team mate making the block. Doug tries to find proof on some old tapes.
15 - 215 January 24, 2000 Frozen Pop
Arthur moves upstairs because his cellar gets too cold in winter. Doug doesn't like it and waits for warmer weather, but Arthur doesn't seem to want to move back.
16 - 216 February 7, 2000 Fair Game
Doug is appalled when he finds out Carrie frequently cheats at board games. She tries to get better but maybe the reason behind her behavior needs to be found first.
17 - 217 February 14, 2000 Meet By-Product
Back in the 80's. Richie invites Carrie and a friend of hers over to his and Doug's apartment. While Richie hits it off with the friend, Doug and Carrie have a tough time.
18 - 218 February 21, 2000 The Shmenkmans
Doug and Carries are happy with their new friends. But then the Shmenkmans meet Deacon and Kelly and it turns out the two couples have a lot in common.
19 - 219 February 28, 2000 Surprise Artie
Doug takes Arthur out for lunch, so Carrie can arrange a surprise birthday party. Doug runs into some problems with Arthur at the buffet and meanwhile the waiting guests are starting to fight.
20 - 220 March 6, 2000 Wild Cards
With Doug and Deacon loose in Atlantic Citymarker, Jokers are wild!
21 - 221 April 17, 2000 Big Dougie
Doug's decision to become a Big Brother becomes a big Bother.
22 - 222 May 1, 2000 Soft Touch
Debt of a salesman...Doug's a sucker for a good pyramid scheme.
23 - 223 May 8, 2000 Restaurant Row
Carrie gets angry at a waiter & the manager at a recently found favorite restaurant of Doug's. So Carrie bans him from going ever again
24 - 224 May 15, 2000 Flower Power
Carrie is jealous when someone from her work gets flowers and takes it out on Doug.
25 - 225 May 22, 2000 Whine Country
Doug and Carrie both have very specific ideas on how to spend their vacation together. Doug wants to rent an RV, while Carrie prefers a visit to Parismarker. They flip a coin, and Doug wins. In order to make Doug reconsider his idea, Carrie invites her father on the cross-country trip. She assumes that Doug would not want to spend his vacation in a confined space with the old man. However, to spite her, Doug not only agrees to take Arthur along, but invites Spence as well.


Season 3: 2000–2001

25 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 301 October 2, 2000 Do Rico
Carrie is turned on by Doug's imitation of his new Hispanic co-worker, Rico; Arthur tries to chronicle his own life story.
02 - 302 October 9, 2000 Roast Chicken
Carrie has Doug sign a congratulatory card for his boss' twenty years at the company and the whole thing blows up in Doug's face. Now, Fisker, the boss, wants Doug to participate in the banquet roast and Doug blames Carrie for this fiasco. He does rise to the occasion, however, and even manages to get some good laughs out of the audience. That is, until he starts to tell some jokes that hit a little too close to home.
03 - 303 October 16, 2000 Fatty McButterpants
Doug is offended that Carrie wants him to lose weight, so he vows to lose 30 pounds. In the process, Doug gives Carrie a remark that she wears too much make up to settle the score.
04 - 304 October 23, 2000 Class Struggle
Carrie decides to return to college, with very little time to get things done.
05 - 305 October 30, 2000 Strike One
Doug's car breaks down, so he goes out and buys a new truck, just as his union goes on strike against IPS.
06 - 306 November 6, 2000 Strike Too
Second week of the IPS strike; Doug gets a job as a substitute teacher.
07 - 307 November 13, 2000 Strike Out
The IPS strike is in its third week, and both Doug and Deacon are spending the majority of their days doing very little outside of sleeping all day. Carrie and Kelly decide to make a play date with Doug, Deacon and Arthur, but the plan backfires when they turn into a trio of merry pranksters.
08 - 308 November 20, 2000 Dark Meet
After a great Thanksgiving, Doug and Carrie try to recall their first Thanksgiving together and who said, "I Love You" first. They consult Arthur, who quickly recalls some other Thanksgivings and finally recalls 1993 when he was having a fight with his new wife, Lily, as Doug was coming over to meet the family.
09 - 309 November 27, 2000 Twisted Sitters
Doug and Carrie watch Deacon and Kelly's kids while they are out of town. When one of the kids sees them making love, they must keep him from telling his parents.
10 - 310 December 4, 2000 Work Related
Arthur begins to work at Carrie's company; Doug and Deacon compete for the best practical joke.
11 - 311 December 11, 2000 Better Camera
Doug and Deacon go shopping together for their wives' Christmas presents. They each buy cameras, however Deacon chooses one that is less expensive than the one Doug got because Kelly, Deacon's wife, often loses her cameras. When Carrie correctly guesses what Doug got for her, she convinces him to give her the camera early so that she can take photos at her office's Christmas party. Unfortunately, one of the new partners at Carrie's law firm gives everyone nicer cameras for Christmas. Meanwhile, Arthur sees an opportunity to have his script made into a movie when Lou Ferrigno moves next door.
12 - 312 January 8, 2001 Wedding Presence
Instead of driving out of state for their friends' wedding, Carrie and Doug decide to stay home and later tell the couple that they were there, but didn't see them. They soon began to feel guilty and go to the wedding anyway, arriving just as the couple are leaving. Meanwhile, Arthur gets Spencer to participate in his scheme to get half-off shoes.
13 - 313 January 29, 2001 Hi Def-Jam
Doug considers buying a new HDTV.
14 - 314 February 5, 2001 Paint Misbehavin'
After Carrie tells Doug that it's okay for him to find other women attractive, he asks her to tell him which men she finds attractive. Among others, she says she finds Deacon good looking, which causes Doug to become jealous. Doug complains about it to Deacon, who brags about it to his wife, Kelly. Deacon's paintball birthday party turns into a jealous war.
15 - 315 February 12, 2001 Deacon Blues
Doug is surprised to find his married best friend, Deacon, out with another woman. Meanwhile, Carrie questions her relationship with Doug because of their different views on cheating.
16 - 316 February 19, 2001 Horizontal Hold
After Deacon and Kelly's separation, Carrie begins to wonder about her own marriage. She and Doug agree to put their sex lives on hold for a few weeks because Carrie feels that they should resolve arguments verbally, not always physically. Meanwhile, Arthur dates a woman who claims she was once Frank Sinatra's girlfriend.
17 - 317 February 26, 2001 Inner Tube
When Doug lies to Carrie so he can play mud football, he gets sick and starts feeling guilty. He then has dreams about it based on television shows such as Wheel of Fortune and The Young and the Restless.
18 - 318 March 19, 2001 Papa Pill
When Doug volunteers to be Arthur's caretaker, he finds it a much more demanding task then he had anticipated.
19 - 319 April 9, 2001 Package Deal
Doug considers getting a new job at FedEx after a FedEx supervisor (who previously worked at IPS) made it sound like a better career choice. Carrie gets addicted to tanning cream after helping her neighbor, Lou Ferrigno, introduces her to it.
20 - 320 April 16, 2001 Separation Anxiety
During the Palmer's separation, Doug and Carrie go to the movies with Kelly while Deacon takes the kids. While there, Carrie runs into a co-worker who seems interested in Kelly. The two end up going on a date, and when Deacon finds out he is ready to patch things up with her.
21 - 321 April 30, 2001 Departure Time
Doug, Carrie and Arthur head out to the airport to visit with Doug's parents while they have a short layover at Kennedy Airport on their way to Montreal. While there, his parents ask him to sign their living will, making him the one responsible for pulling the plug. When his sister Stephanie gets wind of this, she is offended that she wasn't the one asked to be responsible.
22 - 322 May 7, 2001 Swim Neighbors
Doug and Carrie meet the neighbors after a hurricane destroys both of their backyards, and when Carrie's cool to their idea of a combined backyard, they retaliate by installing an above ground pool.
23 - 323 May 14, 2001 S'no Job
Doug's Uncle Stu asks him to get his son, Danny, a job at IPS. Doug doesn't want him working there but he doesn't want to look bad to the family so he instructs his boss to interview him but not hire him. Meanwhile, Arthur fills out audience comment cards on a new movie.
24 - 324 May 21, 2001 Pregnant Pause (1)
Carrie discovers that she's pregnant, and she's panicked that the timing is wrong. Meanwhile, Deacon and Kelly begin to reconcile and Spence is left out in the cold and Arthur insists that Doug build him his own bathroom in the basement.
25 - 325 May 28, 2001 Pregnant Pause (2)
Doug gets a night job working as limo driver and tells Arthur because the contractor they were using is now too expensive (Due to Carrie being pregnant) he would finish his downstairs bathroom but finds all the responsibility of working so much & Arthur bothering him to do his bathroom too much and finally collapses at one of Carries appointments, but things work out for the worst


Season 4: 2001–2002

25 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 401 September 24, 2001 Walk, Man
Doug and Carrie decide to hire a dog walker to walk Arthur.
02 - 402 October 1, 2001 Sight Gag
Doug surprises Carrie with laser eye surgery.
03 - 403 October 8, 2001 Mean Streak
Can Doug break the IPS record of most consecutive days without a broken package, or complaint?
04 - 404 October 15, 2001 Friender Bender
Following Kelly and Carrie to dinner; Doug (With passenger Deacon) accidentally hits Kelly and Deacon's car (This being the same car that Kelly and Carrie are in) while sneaking a peak at a strip club.
05 - 405 October 22, 2001 No Retreat
Carrie brings Doug to her company retreat for the weekend. Carrie tries to get Doug to look like a successful person, but he puts on a bad show. Doug tells Carrie that he will try to work harder to her get a promotion. He even tells one of the senior partners that he climbed Mt. Everest.
06 - 406 October 29, 2001 Ticker Treat
Arthur has a heart attack after being frightened on Halloween.
07 - 407 November 5, 2001 Lyin' Hearted
While Arthur is in the hospital, Carrie starts doubting that she still loves her father.
08 - 408 November 12, 2001 Life Sentence
Doug and Carrie decide to install a hidden camera in the basement to monitor Arthur.
09 - 409 November 19, 2001 Veiled Threat
This episode is set before Doug and Carrie's marriage. Carrie is very nervous to be married to Doug. She can not stop vomiting. When the two meet with the priest, he remembers that Doug and Carrie met at camp as kids. When Doug tells his family, his cousin Danny says that it wasn't Doug that Carrie fell on, but it was him. Doug was at "fat" camp that year. In the meantime, Arthur can not pay for the wedding and lets Doug's parents pay. He spends way too much money. Doug can not get the courage to tell Carrie the truth about the story. This story is the only thing that makes her feel comfortable. Can Doug work up the gall to tell his wife the truth?
10 - 410 November 26, 2001 Oxy Moron
When Doug and Carrie's plane makes a rough landing, Doug takes the oxygen mask all for himself. However, their plane was on the ground. Carrie is upset that Doug would not help her if she was in danger. Now Doug is trying his hardest to think of a time when he helped Carrie. Meanwhile, Spence moves in with Doug's cousin Danny
11 - 411 December 10, 2001 Depo Man
Carrie's boss requests her to get Doug to be an expert witness in a court case, however Carrie feels unsure on how he will do. Spence and Danny have a house warming party because they just moved in together. Danny meets Holly and he wants to ask her out, but Spence says he can't.
12 - 412 December 17, 2001 Ovary Action
Doug and Carrie want to conceive soon, but their efforts are hindered when Doug's parents visit.
13 - 413 January 7, 2002 Food Fight
Carrie grows jealous when Spence's girlfriend recruits Doug to test her culinary work
14 - 414 January 14, 2002 Double Downer
Deacon asks Doug to come along to Atlantic City for a weekend. Carrie wants to go salsa dancing with Doug but concurs and they go to Atlantic City. However, Deacon has send a message that he won't be coming. Doug's boss on the other hand, did come to Atlantic City and Doug and Carrie don't seem to get rid of him. However Deacon comes at the very last second with bad news saying that his wife, Kelly left him.
15 - 415 February 4, 2002 Dougie Nights
Carrie persuades Doug to take Deacon to a nightclub to cheer him up, but it's Doug who really gets into the scene.
16 - 416 February 25, 2002 No Orleans
Doug and Carrie sneak off to New Orleans without Doug's cousins.
17 - 417 March 4, 2002 Missing Links
Carrie's work has an annual golf trip, but Doug and Carrie used to always take Deacon and Kelly. Now that Deacon and Kelly have split up, Doug and Carrie have to try and find another couple to invite to the golf trip. But Deacon later meets a woman and now he can go on the trip and bring his new girlfriend along too. Carrie meets his girlfriend and has a hard time clicking with her but the new girl clicks with Doug. Holly agrees to watch Deacon's kids as Deacon goes to the annual golf trip, but she has to bring a reluctant Arthur along.
18 - 418 March 18, 2002 Hero Worship
Uncle Stu is willing to pay for Doug's dream: his own sandwich shop! Carrie doesn't think this is a good idea but is afraid to tell Doug.
19 - 419 March 25, 2002 Screwed Driver
Carrie goes on a business trip to Chicago when Doug's parents decide to come for a week trip. When Doug is at work his boss tells him and his fellow IPS drivers that they are going to have to take a test on the job. Doug is worried about the test and not knowing how to take care of his parents. But Doug's mother makes it easier by taking care of the household and Doug. Doug begins to feel young like a teenager again.
20 - 420 April 8, 2002 Lush Life
Carrie starts joining a colleague for after-work cocktails and Doug realizes she's less abrasive when she returns home. When Carrie has a row with her co-worker, Doug and Arthur conspire to keep her a little tipsy—until neighbor Lou spills the beans and she's even angrier than ever.
21 - 421 April 29, 2002 Bun Dummy
Doug and Spence have a high school reunion, but Spence doesn't want to go because he had a relationship that ended really badly. Doug is looking forward to it, until Carrie starts wearing a new hairstyle, which is a tight bun that looks like a librarian's hair. So now Doug is afraid that she will wear her hair like that to his reunion.
22 - 422 May 6, 2002 Patrons Ain't
Doug and Carrie donate enough money to Kirby's school library to become patrons of it. However, on the plaque they're only listed as friends. Doug does not want to make a big deal that they are only listed as friends but Carrie thinks it is a big deal, such a big deal that once the school board finds out about the mistake, they release the dear sweet woman who handled the money that was donated.
23 - 423 May 13, 2002 Eddie Money
Doug takes a C-Note from his and Carrie's savings stash to bet on boxing. When he and Deacon win $5,000 he must hide the winnings from Carrie, so they set out to blow the entire amount in one day. Eddie Money appears as himself.
24 - 424 May 20, 2002 Two Thirty
Doug suspects that his dentist (guest star Tim Matheson) is purposely hurting him during his visits, because the dentist once had a thing for his wife, Carrie. Also, Arthur volunteers to teach Deacon's son to play the piano, despite the fact that he doesn't know anything about the instrument.
25 - 425 May 20, 2002 Shrink Wrap
Carrie's and Arthur's constant fighting is starting to frustrate Doug, so Arthur is taken to a therapist to discuss why he has to yell and act up all the time. After Arthur is cured, Doug and Carrie realize Arthur wasn’t the only one with issues, so they take turns dealing with problems of their own. Guest star Ben Stiller.


Season 5: 2002–2003

25 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 501 September 23, 2002 Arthur, Spooner
Doug gets Arthur to accompany him in his bed because he can't sleep without Carrie
02 - 502 September 30, 2002 Window Pain
After their neighbors hear Doug & Carrie in a big fight, Carrie tries to convince the neighbors, Mike & Debi that they are better than that; Arthur gets Spence to let him ride the subway for free
03 - 503 October 7, 2002 Holy Mackerel
After Carrie receives a bonus after a prayer in church, Carrie starts praying for many things (mostly petty), Doug is disgusted but soon sees the light and joins in on Carrie's Prayer Spree!
04 - 504 October 14, 2002 Kirbed Enthusiasm
Deacon complains to Doug about how much Kirby hates football, so he gets Doug to play football again to encourage him
05 - 505 October 21, 2002 Mammary Lane
Carrie recently accepts a job given out by her boss, babysitting for his child, even though his child is only about 2 years old, he constantly keeps grabbing her breasts; After seeing an unattractive woman working at the bowling alley, Doug throws her a "mercy flirt" but the woman mistakes it for sexual harassment
06 - 506 October 28, 2002 Business Affairs
Doug gets jealous because someone calls Carrie's new work friend, Kurt her "work husband" even though Kurt is gay
07 - 507 November 4, 2002 Flame Resistant
After Doug bumps in to his old girlfriend, Her & Doug's Mom (Jenny O'Hara) spend lots of time together making Carrie jealous; After Doug recalls a song he wrote for his old girlfriend about 15 years previous, his old girlfriend insists he didn't finish it, but Doug tries to prove her wrong
08 - 508 November 11, 2002 Flash Photography
At a wedding, Doug is bored and Deacon, (Victor Williams) recalls a story of his own wedding where someone took a photo of their behind, Doug gets an inspired and takes a given disposable camera into the restroom and tries to recopy the story only this time it's his "be-front"!
09 - 509 November 18, 2002 Connect Four
After Carrie receives some tickets to some sports games from her boss, She tries to find a couple to with her and Doug, Carrie finds a couple but Doug doesn't like her husband, & Doug finds a couple but Carrie doesn't like the wife, so leave it Carrie to come up with the idea of a "Franken-couple"!
10 - 510 November 25, 2002 Loaner Car
Doug enjoys the single life after he lends Carrie out to Deacon during Thanksgiving to help him out
11 - 511 December 16, 2002 Mentalo Case
At Christmas time, Doug remembers a toy he had as a child so he tries to buy one on eBay but Carrie prevents him because he wanted to pay $75, Doug later goes to a toy convention with Spence to try a track one down, after a sequence of events, Doug thinks Deacon bought him one, eventually Carrie thinks Holly bought her a leather jacket, Arthur gets Holly to disclose Carrie's gift to him
12 - 512 January 6, 2003 Jung Frankenstein
After a successful visit to a therapist about Doug's over-eating, Carrie gets the therapist to work on other problems Doug has without Doug knowing
13 - 513 January 20, 2003 Attention Deficit
Carrie gets mad at Doug for not asking about her job evalutaion & at that fact that he never thinks of her because he is to busy planning his Super Bowl party
14 - 514 February 3, 2003 Prints Charming
Doug & Carrie pick up some of their photos, but soon they find out, it's not their photos, but photos of another couple, Carrie gets upset after realizing this couple is much more exciting and active then they are. Later, Carrie begins to make Doug join her in different activities
15 - 515 February 10, 2003 Animal Attraction
On St. Valentine's Day, Carrie has to cancel dinner with Doug because he and Deacon have to deliver 2 penguins to Albany; Holly is recently dumped so Carrie takes her out to a nightclub in hopes of cheering her up; Arthur & Spence spend their Valentine's Day at Arthur's senior center
16 - 516 February 17, 2003 Golden Moldy
Part 1 of 3: While on vacation, Arthur calls Doug to tell him he discovered they had mold and got an estimate of $7,000
17 - 517 February 24, 2003 S'Poor House
Part 2 of 3: Doug & Carrie find out they have $12,000 worth in mold damage in their house (more than the original estimate) so Doug asks his Dad for the money, but before his Dad gives it to him, he looks through receipts to see where their money went, soon he discovers it's from Carrie & he goes through her closet with Doug while Carrie's away, after her return, Carrie gets very angry
18 - 518 March 10, 2003 Steve Moscow
Part 3 of 3: Doug & Carrie hire a group of Russian mold employees to repair their damage, but it takes much longer & costs more than they expected
19 - 519 March 31, 2003 Cowardly Lyin'
Doug tells Carrie he lies because he's afraid of her
20 - 520 April 14, 2003 Driving Reign
After Danny gets a job working at IPS with Doug, he is able to do Doug's route faster than him; Holly makes the mistake of giving Arthur a mini-trophy that says "World's Best Grandfather", because Arthur would rather be more like a father to her
21 - 521 April 21, 2003 Clothes Encounter
Carrie discovers a "loop hole" in the system, where she has up to 30 days to return items she purchases. Soon, it gets out of hand and she fills up her entire office with a temporary wardrobe
22 - 522 April 28, 2003 Queens'bro Bridge
Doug finds out that Arthur owns inherited property where there is a house built, but there's just one problem, it's co-owned by his hated brother, Skitch. So Doug tries to re-unite them so they can live together, and it works out....... or does it?
23 - 523 May 5, 2003 Dog Shelter
After a visit at his parents' house, Doug finds out that his dog has died & been replaced 3 times
24 - 524 May 12, 2003 Taste Buds
Doug tricks Arthur into asking Carrie for things that Doug actually likes because Carrie is more opt to listening to Arthur
25 - 525 May 19, 2003 Bed Spread
After their bed gets destroyed, Doug & Carrie sleep in separate beds and enjoy their time apart


Season 6: 2003–2004

24 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 601 October 1, 2003 Doug Less (1)
Part 1 of 2: Doug takes Carrie on a trip to a lakeside hotel in celebration of his recent weight loss, only later to find it wasn't Carrie that he took previously.
02 - 602 October 1, 2003 Doug Less (2)
Part 2 of 2:, Doug and Carrie end up lost in the woodland and go their separate ways, only to reunite at the end.
03 - 603 October 8, 2003 King Pong
Doug becomes crazed with winning when Arthur buys a ping pong table.
04 - 604 October 15, 2003 Dreading Vows
Doug and Carrie go through hell to prepare their vow-renewal ceremony.
05 - 605 October 22, 2003 Nocturnal Omission
Deacon recently finds the opportunity to sleep with a very attractive woman, knowing, Doug recently finds out Kelly has plans to get back with Deacon.
06 - 606 October 29, 2003 Affidavit Justice
Doug pretends to work at Carrie's law firm to play on the company's softball team.
07 - 607 November 12, 2003 Secret Garden
Danny becomes the landscaper for Carrie's new doctor which turns out to be trouble
08 - 608 November 19, 2003 Eggsit Strategy
Carrie fears she may be losing her job.
09 - 609 November 26, 2003 Thanks Man
A stranger waiting outside makes for a tense Thanksgiving dinner with friends at the Heffernan house
10 - 610 December 3, 2003 American Idle
Now jobless, Carrie becomes lazy
11 - 611 December 17, 2003 Santa Claustrophobia
Carrie gets a temp. job at IPS and Doug feels she's around him all the time. Meanwhile, Arthur wants a family Christmas photo and will take anybody in it with him.
12 - 612 January 7, 2004 Dougie Houser
A flashback of how Doug and Carrie got their house.
13 - 613 January 14, 2004 Frigid Heirs
Doug and Carrie scam Arthur out of his Bingo winnings.
14 - 614 February 11, 2004 Switch Sitters
Doug and Carrie get Deacon and Kelly to babysit Arthur.
15 - 615 February 11, 2004 Cheap Saks
Carrie befriends an ex-girlfriend that Doug treated poorly.
16 - 616 February 18, 2004 Damned Yanky
Carrie learns that Doug has fantasies about other women.
17 - 617 February 25, 2004 Multiple Plots
Arthur tries to sell his extra funeral plot; Carrie takes up dog walking to earn some extra money, and Doug makes an interesting new friend on his new route.
18 - 618 March 3, 2004 Trash Talker
Jon Favreau guests as Doug's sworn enemy from grade school. Doug can't seem to let go of the past, and continues his hatred for him. Carrie backs her husband up until she realizes the man is a district attorney who might have a position for Carrie at his office.
19 - 619 March 17, 2004 Precedent Nixin'
Doug and Carrie convince Deacon and Kelly to go to Doug's parent's.
20 - 620 March 24, 2004 Foe: Pa
When Arthur nearly costs Carrie a new job, he vows to set things right.
21 - 621 April 7, 2004 Tank Heaven
Doug scares away all of Carrie's friends from work. Meanwhile, Spence learns that women have a soft spot for guys who take care of the elderly and starts spending time with Arthur.
22 - 622 May 5, 2004 Alter Ego
Doug, Spence, Deacon and Danny drive to Memphismarker so Spence can stop Denise's wedding.
23 - 623 May 12, 2004 Icky Shuffle
Doug and Arthur compete in Arthur's senior's shuffle board competition. Meanwhile, Holly cooks for Carrie while she's sick.
24 - 624 May 19, 2004 Awful Bigamy
In the season finale, Holly moves into Doug and Carrie's house when she is evicted, and Doug takes advantage of her making her his downstairs wife


Season 7: 2004–2005

22 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 701 October 27, 2004 Lost Vegas
Doug takes Carrie to a spa in hopes that he'll earn enough "wife credit" for Carrie to allow him to go to Las Vegasmarker with his friends
02 - 702 November 3, 2004 Dugan Groupie
Doug feels lonely when Carrie enjoys her job after a recent promotion
03 - 703 November 10, 2004 Furious Gorge
Doug learns his over-eating is caused by Carrie's anger
04 - 704 November 24, 2004 Entertainment Weakly
Doug gets outrageously jealous when a new driver is the center of attention doing comedy bits of celebrity impressions, so he sends him to the wrong route. However, the driver gets brutally injured by a gang & Doug feels bad
05 - 705 December 1, 2004 Name Dropper
Doug forgets the name of one of Carrie's work friends so he fakes a heart attack
06 - 706 December 8, 2004 Off-track...Bedding?
Doug becomes worried when his neglected mom starts spending time with Arthur while his dad attends a model-train convention.
07 - 707 December 15, 2004 Silent Mite
Doug gets jealous when Carrie is hit on by a little person in the store. Later, Doug figures out the little person had stolen his wallet, but Carrie doesn't believe him because she thinks he just has it in for him because he was hitting on her
08 - 708 January 5, 2005 Awed Couple
Doug and Carrie go to great lengths to find a new couple to hang out with after Deacon and Kelly start spending time with another family.
09 - 709 January 12, 2005 Cologne Ranger
Carrie gets jealous after a woman at the mall said Doug smelled "yummy" because of the cologne he was wearing so she bans him from wearing it again but Doug secretly wears it
10 - 710 January 19, 2005 Domestic Disturbance
Carrie Hires a Spanish Housekeeper, But the Language Barrier Frusturates Doug.
11 - 711 January 26, 2005 Pour Judgment
Doug starts going to bartender school
12 - 712 February 9, 2005 Gym Neighbors
When Doug and Carrie start training with their neighbor (Lou Ferrigno) so Carrie can lose a few pounds, Doug works out a deal that allows him to laze around during exercise time.
13 - 713 February 16, 2005 Gorilla Warfare
Carrie recalls what Doug said to her when they were dating that made her want to marry him, but then she learns a horrifying truth.
14 - 714 February 23, 2005 Hi, School
Doug goes back to his old high school and gets embroiled in the sports team again, guest stars Burt Reynolds as Coach Walcott.
15 - 715 March 2, 2005 Deconstructing Carrie
Doug gets some construction workers to yell filthy things at Carrie to cheer her up because of her upcoming 35th birthday
16 - 716 March 16, 2005 Black List
Doug realizes Deacon's new best friend is just a black version of him
17 - 717 March 30, 2005 Wish Boned
Carrie gets Doug to take Arthur on a recently won trip to St. Louis after they make a deal that he never has to do anything with him anymore
18 - 718 April 6, 2005 Van, Go
Carrie gets Holly to go with her to Lowe's secretly because of her large van, a masculine waitress at a restaurant frightens Doug
19 - 719 April 13, 2005 Ice Cubed
In a trio plot: During a snow storm: Carrie gets an iPod for free after a cashier is busy talking on the phone and accidentily doesn't scan it, but Carrie's carma gets the best of her; Arthur staying at Holly's because of the weather ruins a visit with her boyfriend; Doug is forced to stay with an oriental couple which turns out to be a copy of him & Carrie
20 - 720 April 20, 2005 Catching Hell
Carrie tries to impress a client at a ball game but Doug keeps screwing it up
21 - 721 May 9, 2005 Slippery Slope
Doug and Carrie go skiing however the trip comes with a catch, a time-share meeting.
22 - 722 May 18, 2005 Buy Curious
The death of Doug and Carrie's neighbor leads them to contemplate entering the world of real estate flipping, but they suspect Lou Ferrigno is out to quash their dreams.


Season 8: 2005–2006

23 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 801 September 19, 2005 Pole Lox
Accompanied by Doug's heavy encouragement, Carrie enrolls in a pole dancing class, but doesn't turn out to be a quick study.
02 - 802 September 26, 2005 Vocal Discord
After a computer microphone records a fight between the two of them, Doug and Carrie begin to think that marriage counseling is a good idea. Meanwhile, Arthur directs a play at the senior center.
03 - 803 October 3, 2005 Consummate Professional
Carrie learns that when they were dating, Doug lied to her about his (un)employment status to get her in bed.
04 - 804 October 10, 2005 Like Hell
Doug finds out that a new guy at work doesn't like him, so he tries to become friends with the guy but comes on too strong. Carrie also goes overboard when she tries to change her image at work and help a co-worker improve herself.
05 - 805 October 17, 2005 Sandwiched Out
Neil Sedaka guest stars in an episode where Deacon gets a sandwich named after him at Cooper's, infuriating Doug. Holly announces she is moving away with her boyfriend, but Carrie is not fond of the idea, and Arthur can't seem to say good-bye.
06 - 806 October 24, 2005 Shear Torture
Carrie becomes jealous of Doug's relationship with his attractive hairdresser. Meanwhile, Spence is excited to go to a Fantasy Fest with Lou Ferrigno, but when Adam West also agrees to go, Spence must decide between the two.
07 - 807 November 7, 2005 Inn Escapable
Doug and Carrie's weekend at a quaint bed and breakfast turns out to be less than desirable. Worse, they don't feel comfortable about leaving because they are the only people at the inn for the entire weekend.
08 - 808 November 14, 2005 Move Doubt
Doug and Carrie try to get Deacon and Kelly to buy the house next to them, but a couple with eight kids moves in instead. Meanwhile Denny and Spence compete over a girl from Albaniamarker named ZanaGuest Starring: Sanya Mateyas
09 - 809 November 21, 2005 G'Night Stalker
Doug and Carrie decide to go out to a karaoke club, where Doug's singing catches someone's attention..
10 - 810 November 28, 2005 Raygin' Bulls
Carrie goes away with Arthur to visit her mothers grave, and finds out she's not who she thinks she is. Doug and Ray spend the weekend trying to pick up girls, attempting to outdo each other
11 - 811 December 19, 2005 Baker's Doesn't
Carrie is asked to bake a cake for the Church bake sale, but she can't bake.
12 - 812 January 6, 2006 Fresh Brood
To persuade Carrie to have a baby, Doug borrows an infant whom Danny is supposed to be taking care of to show Carrie what a good father he would be.
13 - 813 January 23, 2006 Gambling N' Diction
After Carrie is told she might not get a promotion because of her accent she seeks Spence for help; Doug's mom comes to visit and after seeing her play poker, Doug takes her to Vegasmarker to hustle some people out of their money.
14 - 814 February 6, 2006 Apartment Complex
Doug, Deacon, Spence and Danny all secretly rent an apartment, but soon Deacon, Spence and Danny move out and Doug lives by himself; Carrie tries to sell a condo to Kirstie Alley (in a special appearance as herself) but it turns out to be more work than she expected.
15 - 815 February 27, 2006 Buggie Nights
Doug & Carrie hire an exterminator to rid their house of bed bugs; Spence and Danny try to decide where to go on vacation
16 - 816 March 6, 2006 Knee Jerk
Carrie "accidentally" pushes Doug backwards down the stairs, injuring his knee. Carrie feels bad for him so she waits on him hand and foot. Doug enjoys the attention so he continues to pretend to be in pain.
17 - 817 March 13, 2006 Present Tense
For their anniversary, Doug and Carrie receive a less-than flattering portrait of themselves from Deacon and Kelly. As they try to find ways to get rid of the portrait without hurting Deacon and Kelly's feelings, Spence and Danny try hard to become Doug and Carrie's "go-to couple".
18 - 818 March 20, 2006 Sold-Y Locks
Doug convinces Carrie to sell her hair for money, but later regrets his decision.
19 - 819 April 10, 2006 Emotional Rollercoaster
It's Doug's 40th birthday and Carrie begins to try to make Doug realize that he should start wanting to do more with his life. So Doug decides he wants to ride a roller coaster that he was to afraid to ride when he was younger.
20 - 820 May 1, 2006 Four Play
Doug and Deacon discover they have more in common with each other's wives than their own, so they start hanging out with each other's wives as well. When Kelly tires of Doug, he ruins Deacon and Carrie's good time. Meanwhile, Arthur dispenses romance advise, and the recipient finds success simply doing the opposite.
21 - 821 May 8, 2006 Hartford Wailer
Carrie prepares for a ladies night with her co-workers, when Doug surprises her at the hotel.
22 - 822 May 15, 2006 Fight Schlub
Doug befriends a driver from a rival delivery company.
23 - 823 May 22, 2006 Acting Out
Carrie is finally fed up with Arthur, so she decides to put him in a retirement home. Doug, of course, is excited but after a touching story told by Arthur, Doug tries to decide whether or not Arthur should go.


Season 9: 2006–2007

13 episodes
# Airdate Title
01 - 901 December 6, 2006 Mama Cast
Doug invests their tax return in an ice cream truck. Initially cold to the idea of Doug driving a truck on the side (his main career being an IPS truck driver), Carrie warms up when she sees how excited he is about the prospect. Meanwhile, Carrie plays the mom in a model home family, causing her to yearn for a real family of her own.
02 - 902 December 6, 2006 Affair Trade
Doug receives suggestive phone messages from a woman who thinks she spent a weekend with him at the beach, so he must hide the messages from Carrie while he tries to let the woman know she has the wrong man.
03 - 903 December 13, 2006 Moxie Moron
Doug becomes the interim boss at IPS, but pretty much does the worst job imaginable. One of Carrie's co-workers "steals her moxie" so she vows to become more noticeable at her job. The plan backfires when she realizes there are downsides to getting noticed.
04 - 904 December 13, 2006 Major Disturbance
Doug accidentally scares Deacon and Kelly's son Major, so the two decide they no longer want him spending time with Doug. Meanwhile, Arthur and his senior center buddies are chewed up and spat out by the service industry when they start up their own business.
05 - 905 December 20, 2006 Ruff Goin'
Doug adopts a dog, but when the dog begins to take after Doug and Arthur, Carrie quickly grows tired of having three lazy boys hanging around the house. Trying to get rid of the dog proves useless until a very interesting buyer steps up.
06 - 906 January 3, 2007 Brace Yourself
Major's drawing of Arthur makes him self-conscious to the point of asking Doug and Carrie for braces (for his teeth, not his legs). Doug and Carrie are reluctant to say yes. Meanwhile, Spence loses his job in the subway so Kelly hires him to help out around their house.
07- 907 April 9, 2007 Home Cheapo
Carrie is upset when she learns that Deacon and Kelly bought a vacation house. She believes they were able to afford it because they are cheap and freeload off of her and Doug. Elsewhere, Arthur gives job-hunting tips to Spence.
08- 908 April 16, 2007 Offensive Fowl
Doug becomes a vegetarian after hitting, and nearly killing, a chicken with his IPS truck. Carrie quickly tires of having to eat meat in private because of Doug forcing his new beliefs onto her.
09- 909 April 23, 2007 Mild Bunch
At Doug's high school reunion, Doug and an old classmate (played by Adam Sandler) plot revenge on their former principal. Meanwhile, Carrie and Arthur try hard to find a movie to watch which they will both enjoy.
10- 910 April 30, 2007 Manhattan Project (1)
Carrie wants to move to an apartment in Manhattan, but Doug wants to stay in Queens. Their impasse makes them realize they have very different ideas about their future, with Carrie ultimately moving to the apartment without Doug. Meanwhile at the senior center, Arthur encounters an old singer (played by Lainie Kazan) whom he trains and eventually becomes engaged to. Tucker Carlson appears as himself.
11- 911 May 7, 2007 Single Spaced (2)
Doug and Carrie consider adopting a baby after they get marriage counseling from their priest and run into friends who recently had a child. But, while Doug holds up his end of the bargain, and gets a new job, Carrie secretly keeps the apartment.
12- 912, 13- 913 May 14, 2007 China Syndrome (series finale, runtime of two regular episodes)
see main article, China Syndrome
Doug, having discovered that Carrie did not get rid of her apartment in the city, tells her he wants a divorce.

Carrie wants to stay together, and plans to go to China to pick up their adopted child.

Also, Arthur's bride leaves him just before the wedding, Nicole Sullivan returns as a pregnant, single Holly.

Doug and Carrie race to China, each attempting to claim their baby before the other.

Carrie finds out after adopting that she is pregnant.



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