Not Another Teen Movie is a
2001 comedy film
released on December 14, 2001 by
Columbia Pictures. It is a
parody of the
teen movies
and other cinematic portrayals of
adolescence which have accumulated in Hollywood
over the last few decades. While the general plot is based on
She's All That and
10 Things I Hate About
You, the film is also filled with
allusions to numerous other films.
Plot
In the
stereotypical high school
community of
John Hughes High
sexy Priscilla (
Jaime Pressly), a
popular
cheerleader, separates from her
boyfriend, Jake Wyler (
Chris
Evans). After Jake discovers that Priscilla is now dating
strange and socially inept Les (
Riley
Smith) just to spite him, one of Jake’s friends, Austin
(
Eric Christian Olsen),
suggests seeking
retribution by
making Janey Briggs (
Chyler Leigh), a
"uniquely rebellious girl", the
prom
queen. Jake attempts to court Janey's love, but faces adversity
from his own sister Catherine (
Mia
Kirshner), who is sexually attracted to him, Janey’s unnoticed
admirer and best friend Ricky (
Eric
Jungmann), and memories from his past
football career. Catherine eventually
helps her brother by slightly altering Janey’s appearance (taking
away her glasses and ponytail), instantly making her drop dead
gorgeous.
Meanwhile, Janey's little brother, Mitch, and his friends, Ox and
Bruce, make a pact to lose their virginity by Graduation even
though they are still in their Freshmen year. Mitch tries to
impress his longtime crush, the beautiful Amanda Becker (
Lacey Chabert) with a letter professing his
love for her. Ox says that he doesn't have a chance with her.
As the prom draws near, Jake draws infamy among his peers after he
fails to lead his football team to victory at the state
championship game the year before. The situation is further
worsened when Austin tricks Jake into telling Janey about his plan
to spite Priscilla by pretending to whisper the secret bet in
Janey's ear, causing her to immediately leave Jake. During prom
night, Austin and Janey go together, jealous Jake and Catherine
have a dance off with Austin and Janey. With Catherine dancing in a
sexual manner with Jake. Janey runs off crying.
Meanwhile Mitch and his friends are having a lousy time at the prom
until Amanda Becker arrives and Mitch gives her the letter and Ox
later hooks up with Catherine.
Jake is awarded prom king and the principal reads out that the
votes for prom queen are tied. Everyone thinks that it is between
Janey and Priscilla, but they are shocked to find that Kara and
Sara Fratelli (
Samaire Armstrong
and Nectar Rose), twins conjoined at the head, win prom queen.
During the traditional prom king and queen dance, Janey supposedly
left with Austin to go to a hotel. But while at the room he finds
Austin having wild sex with a girl but is shocked to find that it
is Priscilla not Janey while the weird Les videotapes with his
pants down supposedly having an
erection,
Austin tells Jake that Janey
"ran home to her daddy". Jake
angrily punches Austin and Priscilla for what they had done to
Janey, then punches Les for "being really weird"; afterwards he
runs to Janey's house only to learn from her father that she is
going to Paris for art school.
Jake
arrives at the airport and confronts her before she can board the
plane, and uses a plethora of clichéd
lines from other movies (such as She's All That, Cruel Intentions, American Pie, The Breakfast Club, and Pretty in Pink) to convince her to stay
in America
. His
final (and first original) speech suggests they would be better off
apart, but Janey mistakenly believes he's quoting
The Karate Kid, and she decides to stay
with him.
List of movies used
Cast of characters
- Chyler Leigh as
Janey Briggs (The Pretty Ugly Girl) - She is a rebellious character
with a ponytail, glasses, and paint-covered overalls. Janey is a
very unpopular girl who seems to have only a single friend, Ricky
Lipman. She lives with her father and brother in a small house. Her
mother is said to have died when she was six years old.
- Chris Evans
as Jake Wyler (The Popular Jock) -
Jake is a cocky, fairly dim-witted jock. He used to be the star of
the school's football team, but lost the title after an unfortunate
football pass in a past game. Early on in the film, Jake takes on a
bet to turn Janey Briggs into the prom queen but soon finds himself
falling in love with her.
- Jaime Pressly as
Priscilla (The Nasty Cheerleader) - The
most popular girl in school and Jake's ex-girlfriend. She is nasty,
rude and is shown to be very mean to Janey—and other
individuals—throughout the film. Priscilla dumps Jake at the
beginning of the film for Les, the "beautiful weirdo".
- Eric Christian
Olsen as Austin (The Cocky Blond Guy) - An obnoxious,
cocky, blond jerk who bets Jake he can't turn Janey into prom
queen.
- Mia Kirshner as
Catherine Wyler (The Cruelest Girl in School) - Highly promiscuous,
she is sexually attracted to her younger brother Jake, and helps
him makeover Janey in exchange for sex.
- Deon Richmond as
Malik Token (The Token Black Guy) - As his
stereotype suggests, he's part of the cast as the token black guy,
saying random exclamations and not moving the plot in any way.
- Eric Jungmann as
Ricky Lipman (The Obsessed Best Friend) - He is Janey's best friend
who is also madly (and explicitly) in love with her, although Janey
remains completely clueless to this.
- Ron Lester as Reggie
Ray (The Stupid Fat Guy) - A football player that has several
concussions throughout the film.
- Cody McMains as
Mitch Briggs (The Desperate Virgin) - Janey's
obnoxious, crude, and stubborn younger brother who is desperate to
lose his virginity before the end of the school year.
- Sam Huntington
as Ox (The Sensitive Guy) - A friend of Mitch's that yearns to find
true love.
- Samm Levine as
Bruce (The Wannabe) - An Asian
wannabe.
- Lacey Chabert as
Amanda Becker (The Perfect Girl) - Mitch's love interest and
all-around "perfect" girl at school.
- Cerina Vincent
as Areola (The Naked Foreign Exchange Student) -
Although the school claims a strict dress code, she is naked
throughout the entire film. Her accent also changes frequently
throughout the movie, Janey notices this and Areola tells her she
is a generic foreign exchange student whose country of origin is of
little importance.
- Riley Smith as Les
(The Beautiful Weirdo) - He is always seen with a video camera and
a floating plastic bag following him around known as "The Most
Beautiful Thing I have Ever Seen."
- Ed Lauter as Coach -
The aggressive, cruel, and obscene football coach that constantly
spits and ends sentences with "God dammit."
- Randy Quaid as Mr.
Briggs - Janey and Mitch's kindhearted but dumb father.
- Joanna Garcia as
Sandy Sue - A girl with Tourette's
Syndrome who aspires to be a cheerleader.
- Beverly Polcyn
as Sadie Agatha Johnson - A well-past-60-year-old undercover
reporter who is taught how to make love by Catherine.
- Robert Patrick
Benedict as Preston Wasserstein - A kid whose
oblivious parents leave the house so he could throw a party.
Cameos
Many stars of recent teen movies as well as those highlighting the
1980s decade make credited and uncredited appearances. These
include:
Extra footage
Alternate footage
- Three scenes that appear on the R-rated trailer are not
included in the film: a scene that spoofs Save the Last Dance where a girl is
dancing at the big party, a scene that spoofs Never Been Kissed during the football
game with Sadie standing on the football field with a microphone,
probably speaking to Catherine, before the entire football team
runs her down, and a small scene with Areola asking the principal
if her breasts are perky (this scene does appear in the unrated cut
of the film).
- In the trailer for the film, Jake wears boxer shorts during the
whipped cream bikini scene, whereas during that same scene in the
film, he wears no shorts; his bare crotch is covered with whipped
cream instead.
Footage during credits
The film has three extra scenes at the end:
- Mitch, Ox, and Bruce talking about what they learned from the
whole experience. (This scene comes only in the unrated cut.)
- Mr Briggs, in a parody of a scene from "American Pie", talks
about a "three-way" while holding two pies. (This scene comes only
in the rated cut.)
- The albino folk singer sings about being blind, and her corneas
being burned out by the sun. (This scene comes after all the
credits have finished.)
DVD release
The R-rated version of the film was released on
DVD on
April 30,
2002 with the original 89-minute cut with special
features including:
- School's in Session: 3 behind-the-scenes
featurettes
- Tainted Love
unrated music video by Marilyn
Manson
- Car Ride: Director Joel Gallen's first short
film
- Test Your Teen Movie IQ trivia game with the
cast and crew
- Auditions montage
- Meet the cast promos
- The Yearbook: The cast looks back at their
high school years
- Bonus previews
The Unrated Extended Director's Cut was released
July 26,
2005 with all of the
original special features including an added 11 minutes to the film
adding up to 100 minutes.
Soundtrack listing
The soundtrack for the film features rock artists from the 1990s
and 2000s, mostly covering songs from the 1980s, and this CD was
released by
Maverick Records in
2001.
Songs on soundtrack
- Tainted
Love (Soft Cell) - Marilyn Manson
- Never Let Me Down
Again (Depeche Mode) -
The Smashing Pumpkins
- Blue
Monday (New Order) - Orgy
- The Metro
(Berlin) - System of a Down
- But Not Tonight
(Depeche Mode) - Scott Weiland
- Message of Love (The
Pretenders) - Saliva
- Bizarre Love
Triangle (New Order) - Stabbing Westward
- 99 Red Balloons
(Nena) - Goldfinger
- I Melt with You
(Modern English) - Mest
- If You Leave
(OMD) - Good Charlotte
- Please Please Please
Let Me Get What I Want (The
Smiths) - Muse
- Somebody's Baby
(Jackson Browne) - Phantom Planet
See also
References
External links